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There's been a death in the Pernice family, and the living have gathered to grieve. Bitterness, rivalry, and incest abound. Writing is fun!
3:04 PM Nov 22nd
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Writing about the Pernice family. These people are fictitious, but I love them like I love my teeth. I wish they were here with me now.
2:45 PM Nov 21st
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It's like there is a storm on the horizon every time I turn off the light. Can I keep my erection? New romance is harrowing.
6:09 PM Nov 20th
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Performing at BACK FENCE PDX this Thursday, riding the waves of winning Literary Death Match. Also, I'm writing. Sexy? Yeah, you know it.
8:43 PM Nov 16th
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Won Portland's first Literary Death Match. Was there every any doubt? Big thanks to Kevin Sampsell of Future Tense, and of course, Opium.
11:36 PM Nov 12th
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Cut my hair this morning before taking a shower. Pretty sure it's uneven. Guess who just upped his street-cred?
12:21 PM Nov 2nd
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Sick for days. Spent halloween in my pajamas. On the upside, I think I've lost weight.
8:28 PM Nov 1st
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Found out the hard way that literary types don't like "white power" jokes. Also, that I am bored by small talk. Also, that I bore people.
10:58 PM Sep 26th
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Woke up feeling ancient. The day felt like teeth on cement. Still, there is a lot to look forward to? Yes, I think so. I think so.
1:58 AM Sep 22nd
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Maurice Burford is a good writer, but he's a prick. He once hit me in the face over a swimming pool game. He's in love with spending my $$$.
10:35 PM Sep 13th
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Painting my room gray, just in time for autumn. Reading Sylvia Plath and Richard Brautigan. Wishing I was french and gay and owned a gun.
5:37 PM Sep 13th
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My ex reminds me of a cat. Slinking around the house, she would give me looks of hatred, then want me to (heavy) pet and feed her. Hiss hiss
1:09 PM Sep 13th
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My ex has been worshiping crystals & seeing apes in the mirror. She meditates on the roof, watching the sun set. I think she's lost weight.
2:16 AM Sep 13th
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Thinking about buying an illegal handgun. Also, some canned goods. My friends tell me things about America that make me nervous!
2:12 AM Sep 11th
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My best friend is spreading conspiracy theories about Obama. He called me and talked about it for 30min or more. He hates the world banks.
11:48 PM Sep 9th
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Roommate is convinced that the end of summer break-ups have already happened, and only the girls who are single now are on the market. Sigh.
3:09 PM Sep 9th
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Thought I was going blind this morning, but it turns out our windows are dirty. Writing poems about my childhood. Need to buy some whiskey.
12:45 PM Sep 9th
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Went to a birthday party for a guy I don't know because a girl he grew up with invited me. Wasn't well liked. Had a blast.
3:47 AM Sep 6th
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Schmoozed with the local art crowd. Made a bunch of promises I'll probably back out on, and a handful I won't. Saw a few old friends.
9:20 PM Sep 3rd
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Looking forward to the end of summer break-ups. Window-shopping for my winter lover (and loving it).
1:34 AM Sep 3rd
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- Name Riley Michael Parker
- Location Portland Oregon
- Web http://www.myspac...
- Bio Miscreant, scalawag, swashbuckler.
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