rikspeed
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batten down the hatches...here comes winter...
about 8 hours ago
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eating fusion tonight...cold channa masala scooped up with Italian bread, washed down with Swedish vodka...
2:49 PM Dec 17th
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yes, I said zombie phone...was dead, then was inexplicably back up and moving, tho w/ severely reduced agility/smarts & hunger for blood
2:32 PM Dec 17th
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egad! zombie phone is lost! not so worried for myself as I am for the unwary innocent that may find it and fall prey to its unnatural urges
2:27 PM Dec 17th
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customer bitched a blue streak about waiting in line, then yelled at me for taking time to talk to her instead of jumping on registers
4:54 PM Dec 16th
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@ more please! Mark Twain one was best!
1:43 PM Dec 15th
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waking up makes me angry, too.
12:10 PM Dec 14th
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ghosts are real...if u dont have any, u havent done enough with yr life...what does it say about me that all my ghosts are sad, not mad
8:10 AM Dec 14th
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RT @: Little-known fact: the original title of James Cameron's AVATAR was ALIEN VI: KILL THE JUNGLE SMURFS
8:04 AM Dec 14th
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40 degrees & raining - 1 guy in trenchcoat & flipflops, his friend in shorts & earmuffs - I'm ready for evil aliens to come kill us all now
12:25 PM Dec 13th
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When I say 'I've been forcibly expelling Lovecraftian horrors from my nasal passages all morning', does that give u an accurate picture?
6:37 AM Dec 13th
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Ever been kicked in the back of the head over and over for 9 hours? No? Then you've never worked retail during Xmas...
4:19 PM Dec 12th
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refusing to let the bastards get me down...reminds me Inglorious Basterds coming out on DVD soon...haven't seen it yet...anticipating
9:40 AM Dec 8th
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Don't we all want to be Hogarth Hughes? and, separate thought, where's the sequel? I wanna see Hogarth the 30-yr-old in the 70's
7:30 AM Dec 8th
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@ so does that mean yr goin' vegetarian?
7:24 AM Dec 8th
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@ ...and use spellcheck
7:21 AM Dec 8th
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@ well, actually, u don't really want to know what I'm typing with...
7:16 AM Dec 8th
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Yay for flat tire on side of freeway in 35 degrees...wonder how many fingers I'm gonna lose when they thaw...
5:14 AM Dec 8th
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back passenger tire just went flat...
On side of road changing it...
4:53 AM Dec 8th
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@ the wife and i got ours! love that you did a stabby maternity shirt!
11:15 AM Dec 6th
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- Name RIK SPEED.
- Location underneath Washington D.C.
- Web http://rikspeed.t...
- Bio occasionally bearded clever motherfucker, rock-n-roll-comic-book-over-caffeinated-short-tempered zen master, unreliable, father of four
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