rikkisimons
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RT: @ "Great Scott! This is heavy: "
about 22 hours ago
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It occurs to me that the Moon being made of cheese in the world of Wallace and Gromit means that a giant space cow lurks in their universe.
12:46 AM Nov 22nd
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Necrophiliac joke: "Who do I have to kill around here to get a blowjob?!?" YOU'RE WELCOME.
10:01 PM Nov 21st
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Inhofe basically just stared at a baseball diamond, decided its function, and declared himself the winner of a PGA Tour Championship.
2:54 PM Nov 20th
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Having worked with dementia sufferers for the past 6 years now, I'd say Inhofe's a candidate.
2:28 PM Nov 20th
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What must it be like, trapped in Senator Inhofe's Object Permanence-impaired brain?
2:26 PM Nov 20th
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Thus ends the uniqueness of Homo Sapiens: Take that creationists.
3:23 PM Nov 19th
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I'm busy writing, so have a baby sea otter:
7:43 PM Nov 18th
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It's just like Twilight. But with cheese lady.
2:06 AM Nov 18th
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RT: @ Be sure to watch the 2nd and 3rd parts as well.
1:58 AM Nov 18th
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RT: @ A Mouse In Love! Don't ask, just watch.
1:54 AM Nov 18th
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Desolation:
7:52 PM Nov 17th
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Good morning America. There's definitely not enough candy in your colon. Says it in the bible. Crap. I'm dream typing again.
4:47 AM Nov 17th
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@ Does the astronaut have a ring of power?
12:37 AM Nov 16th
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So this "Modern Warfare 2" blob has no Hobbits, Vulcans, Tarus, SDF-1s, Victorian hats or Dyson Spheres in it? This is a non thing.
12:32 AM Nov 16th
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That's right. Through my fcae. Don't you have one?
5:48 PM Nov 15th
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Trying to explain to @ that Ramune soda is the sound of needles punching through my fcae, but she just keeps shaking that bottle.
3:22 PM Nov 15th
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RT: @ 2012 is worth $14, but only if you used the $14 to get drunk and then saw the movie for free
11:00 PM Nov 14th
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I just typed "2012 spoilers" into google and saved $14.00. Brain still hurts though.
8:14 PM Nov 14th
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It's more fun to be a good Cimmerian then a good Samaritan.
7:19 PM Nov 14th
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- Name Rikki Simons
- Location Where Space Ghouls glide & cry
- Web http://www.rhumba...
- Bio Voice of GIR, creator of comics ( www.tavicat.com ), writer of stories, feeder of cats, Augmented Realist.
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