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  1. RT: @SankamOC "Great Scott! This is heavy: http://www.youtube.com/watc..." about 22 hours ago from web
  2. It occurs to me that the Moon being made of cheese in the world of Wallace and Gromit means that a giant space cow lurks in their universe. 12:46 AM Nov 22nd from web
  3. Necrophiliac joke: "Who do I have to kill around here to get a blowjob?!?" YOU'RE WELCOME. 10:01 PM Nov 21st from web
  4. Inhofe basically just stared at a baseball diamond, decided its function, and declared himself the winner of a PGA Tour Championship. 2:54 PM Nov 20th from web
  5. Having worked with dementia sufferers for the past 6 years now, I'd say Inhofe's a candidate. 2:28 PM Nov 20th from web
  6. What must it be like, trapped in Senator Inhofe's Object Permanence-impaired brain? http://tinyurl.com/yalceku 2:26 PM Nov 20th from web
  7. Thus ends the uniqueness of Homo Sapiens: http://www.boingboing.net/2... Take that creationists. 3:23 PM Nov 19th from web
  8. I'm busy writing, so have a baby sea otter: http://www.youtube.com/watc... 7:43 PM Nov 18th from web
  9. It's just like Twilight. But with cheese lady. 2:06 AM Nov 18th from web
  10. RT: @140noStephen Be sure to watch the 2nd and 3rd parts as well. http://bit.ly/11hHdt http://bit.ly/1E3UR4 1:58 AM Nov 18th from web
  11. RT: @140noStephen A Mouse In Love! Don't ask, just watch. http://bit.ly/q928D 1:54 AM Nov 18th from web
  12. Desolation: http://www.tavicat.com 7:52 PM Nov 17th from web
  13. Good morning America. There's definitely not enough candy in your colon. Says it in the bible. Crap. I'm dream typing again. 4:47 AM Nov 17th from web
  14. @JhonenV Does the astronaut have a ring of power? 12:37 AM Nov 16th from web
  15. So this "Modern Warfare 2" blob has no Hobbits, Vulcans, Tarus, SDF-1s, Victorian hats or Dyson Spheres in it? This is a non thing. 12:32 AM Nov 16th from web
  16. That's right. Through my fcae. Don't you have one? 5:48 PM Nov 15th from web
  17. Trying to explain to @Tavisha that Ramune soda is the sound of needles punching through my fcae, but she just keeps shaking that bottle. 3:22 PM Nov 15th from web
  18. RT: @SankamOC 2012 is worth $14, but only if you used the $14 to get drunk and then saw the movie for free 11:00 PM Nov 14th from web
  19. I just typed "2012 spoilers" into google and saved $14.00. Brain still hurts though. 8:14 PM Nov 14th from web
  20. It's more fun to be a good Cimmerian then a good Samaritan. 7:19 PM Nov 14th from web
  • Name Rikki Simons
  • Location Where Space Ghouls glide & cry
  • Web http://www.rhumba...
  • Bio Voice of GIR, creator of comics ( www.tavicat.com ), writer of stories, feeder of cats, Augmented Realist.
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