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Feeling unnecessarily annoyed that the stamps I bought today have that Jesus fella all over them. Where can I buy atheist stamps?1:39 PM Nov 25thfrom Tweetie
Ooooh, I've just opened my first ever juror's citation. Sheriff court. How exciting.11:50 AM Nov 25thfrom Tweetie
"If you don't turn that music off I will tear off your tiny fucking balls and use them as ear plugs."12:43 AM Nov 19thfrom Tweetie
Is it wrong that Malcolm Tucker is my role model? Went downstairs at 6am to shout at the students for the all-night party and came up with:12:43 AM Nov 19thfrom Tweetie