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  1. @adurdin You're 29 and you still keep your toilet in your living room? You Aussies. Happy birthday.
  2. Having a cheeky pint (and a Tunnock's wafer) in the GFT before seeing A Serious Man.
  3. @pyrat Now that's much better — a professional tea-drinker's mug!
  4. @meestaben Much better. I'll demand some of them next time.
  5. Feeling unnecessarily annoyed that the stamps I bought today have that Jesus fella all over them. Where can I buy atheist stamps?
  6. Ooooh, I've just opened my first ever juror's citation. Sheriff court. How exciting.
  7. @mrwalker @sneeu Yeah, but if he doesn't get this done he'll have me to answer to ;)
  8. @aegirthor Or try the Lords — that may be the best place to stop the bill. Sue Miller seems a good shot: http://tinyurl.com/y87c9bc.
  9. @aegirthor It's disheartening, but you could try a second letter. ORG says MPs often only pay attention once they've received a reply.
  10. If you think the digital economy bill will disappear once you've signed a petition, you're wrong. Do something real. http://bit.ly/8p5fUf
  11. @iboxifoo Perhaps that should be Murdoch's business model: charge to keep News International content hidden.
  12. @nonimage That and other things — I was a man possessed. It was very soothing (for me).
  13. "If you don't turn that music off I will tear off your tiny fucking balls and use them as ear plugs."
  14. Is it wrong that Malcolm Tucker is my role model? Went downstairs at 6am to shout at the students for the all-night party and came up with:
  15. @adurdin You need to dust those shelves. And move that toilet.
  16. Well. I'm still blind drunk. Time for a breakfast of champions that includes crisps and chocolate. And no whisky.
  17. Brilliant video from 4m 43s as The Guardian visits Glasgow North East and the locals rip into the BNP candidate: http://bit.ly/4CZHb7.
  18. Lunch: pitta bread, hummus, and fried halloumi. So. Good.
  19. Edinburgh architect nerds: http://bit.ly/2rCyra.
  20. Next, The Wild Places: http://bit.ly/4fOlAK. Hoping it's like Bruce Chatwin's In Patagonia for the British landscape. http://bit.ly/1xW2zz