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  1. @redrabbit Yes! about 7 hours ago from web in reply to redrabbit
  2. Check out the wiki entry for 'eponym.' Anyone else notice something AWESOME? http://tr.im/FNjR about 7 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  3. Before too long, we're going to see the birthrate jump as the first wave of children conceived during Windows 7 launch parties are born. about 10 hours ago from Brizzly
  4. It's adorable that, after all these years, Kim Deal still has to look down at her hands when she's playing bass. about 12 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  5. This year has flown by. I can't believe tomorrow is already Mongolian Independence Day. about 13 hours ago from Brizzly
  6. "Phoning it in" is such a dated term. So instead, let's say that I'm "really telecommuting" this week. 11:14 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  7. This time of year, turkey cops spend most of their time investigating missing person reports. 9:45 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  8. Tweeting when you have nothing interesting to say is something something bla bla whatever. 2:39 PM Nov 23rd from DestroyTwitter
  9. Free Mariachi Band Name: Morbido Bísiti. 7:36 PM Nov 20th from web
  10. I could tell they were Steelers fans because absolutely everything they were wearing said so. 11:58 AM Nov 20th from web
  11. Using the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on this sandwich. 10:16 AM Nov 20th from Brizzly
  12. Yes, I realize this shirt makes me look like a waiter. No, I will not get your more bread. Ok, I will. But this is the LAST time. 6:31 AM Nov 20th from Brizzly
  13. The words "Mexican" and "buffet" do not belong near each other. "Me" and "bathroom," however... 12:01 PM Nov 19th from DestroyTwitter
  14. "Results 1 - 10 of about 4,410 for warren g harding memorial through hole." 9:45 AM Nov 19th from DestroyTwitter
  15. My home heating strategy for this winter involves finding a way to turn this electric blanket into pants. 8:03 PM Nov 18th from Brizzly
  16. A furry, eight-armed commander in chief: BearOctoBama 9:08 PM Nov 17th from Brizzly
  17. I had a tweet about how so-called "LOLSpeak" is destroying language, but I eated it. 2:48 PM Nov 17th from DestroyTwitter
  18. @redrabbit Ask them to rate their hunger on a scale of 1 to 10, if they answer 5 or above, ask them to lunch. 7:42 AM Nov 17th from Brizzly in reply to redrabbit
  19. Time Warner and AOL are finally separating. It's a little odd that it took this long for Time Warner to use up their 50 free hours. 7:14 AM Nov 17th from Brizzly
  20. Odd, the office thermostat is stuck on sleepytime. 11:14 AM Nov 16th from DestroyTwitter