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pawlik
adding IM group for "friends from the high school who talk to me only if their PCs are infected by some vietnam viruses"
about 7 hours ago
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zeldman
Moments after the Burj Dubai tower was completed, Google achieved consciousness.
about 14 hours ago
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tj
Dear "Webmasters": Every time you find some new way to abuse JavaScript to fucking annoy me, I pray that you die alone & cats eat your face.
09:49 PM August 19, 2008
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stevenf
"Please complete the form below to download the trial software." Eh, how about I just forget your product exists instead. Easier.
01:23 PM August 19, 2008
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nick
No matter how many truly shitty things happen in your day, at the end there'll still be spam in your inbox too.
08:01 PM August 18, 2008
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seanhussey
Ever send password reset emails to 5000 people who aren't yet members of your site that hasn't launched? Me, too. Happy Monday! #unemployed
04:27 PM August 18, 2008
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Tony_D
Someday that Movie Trailer Narrator Guy will have a meltdown in the studio.
"In a world where.. OH DEAR GOD I JUST CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE."
04:06 PM August 18, 2008
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zuhl
Wife: "Sometimes I feel like all our familial interactions are just fodder for your blog or twitter." Me: "Don't be ridiculous."
10:05 AM August 18, 2008
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gruber
Paging on Twitter disabled again. It's like one of those TV shows where they reuse the same handful of plots over and and over.
02:56 AM August 18, 2008
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tj
The next fucktard who invents a new cable to connect to a computer will be kicked in the nuts so hard he'll have to take his hat off to piss
11:54 PM August 17, 2008
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wilw
Bush: "Bullying and intimidation are not acceptable" foreign policy. I swear to jeebus, it's like we're living in an issue of The Onion.
03:24 PM August 17, 2008
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tj
Just about to fall asleep when I heard a mosquito by my ear. I hit myself so hard, I either killed it or am now deaf. Also: now wide awake.
02:52 AM August 17, 2008
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SeoulBrother
One day, I'll tell my grandkids I had to refresh Twitter to get live Olympic updates from @gruber. They'll laugh and forget to change me.
09:50 PM August 16, 2008
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vmarinelli
Sign in bar says "No Fighting, No Tagging." First thought: "Flickr." Second thought: "I should tweet that." Third thought: "OMFG I'm a nerd"
10:19 PM August 16, 2008
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lonelysandwich
New rule: if you wouldn't say it to a human, don't say it to my dog. I know he's fat and that he probably should've read more in college.
07:05 PM August 16, 2008
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Tony_D
Why do they show an *entire* marathon? I can barely ride in a car for 26 miles, let alone watch skeletons run that far.
09:02 PM August 16, 2008
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aedison
BBC News: "Burglary forces emergency birth." 'Give us the baby, too.' 'But I'm only second trimester!' 'GIVE US THE BABY, TOO!'
11:28 PM August 16, 2008
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tj
"You know why I've been laughing? Cuz there's something funny in my head."
-- The Boy, who hopefully won't grow up to kill us in our sleep.
05:16 PM August 16, 2008
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ahtitan
I've noticed that most of my stuff that makes it to favored deals with my 10-yr-old. If she ever gets her own account, I'm fucking dead.
11:09 AM August 16, 2008
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tj
Since I end all my crash reports with "APPNAME fall down go boom" it seems only fair to begin my feature requests with "Imagine I'm a moron"
04:11 PM August 03, 2008
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