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  1. Editor's note: R.I.P. Ed Mcarthy. You will be missed. http://www.rickemerson.com/
  2. "Just because it has the letters f-u-n in it, doesn't mean it's a swell time for everyone," -Rick
  3. "See if the doggy's made any progress." -Sarah
  4. "He died mostly because he was old." -Tim
  5. "Drink water, you'll be fine." -Tim
  6. "Are you calling me a prostitute?" Sarah, to Rick.
  7. "Don't shoot me." -Rick
  8. "They're eating a butter Michael Jackson in my head." -Rick
  9. "Spread Michael Jackson on your toast." -Sarah
  10. "Was Michael's cloud image told there was a matinee?" -Rick
  11. "Have people not made the sun-heat connection?" -Rick
  12. "I want you to kill him in the face! Yous guys!" -Rick
  13. "I'm talking to a room full of people who don't know what I'm talking about." -Rick
  14. "I'm experiencing a very, um... churning sensation." -Rick
  15. "I'm gonna go pee in Jim Roop's special bag." -Rick
  16. "We got all sidetracked with Jim Roop's plans to sell bags into which you can pee." -Rick
  17. "It looked like a clothesline, but it was hooked to his nose." -Jim R.
  18. "I'm not laughing at people being hit by a car" -Rick
  19. "The busload of penguins went to the hotel with the nuns." -Rick
  20. "You need to put milk on your pencils." -Tim