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  1. Such as this quote: Rick Emerson to Joe Donlon: "Do you validate?"
  2. RQ would like you to know that if we hear Rick &co. say something quotable in a public forum, even without the show, we will be posting it.
  3. Sad news: http://bit.ly/3MjKmQ
  4. "I've never see your crotch, so don't worry." - Aaron
  5. "Straight ahead: Hooker Thoughts"- Rick
  6. "I don't want to eat cheeks of any kind." - Rick
  7. "You say Craigslist- I'm going to Craigslist right now." -Rick
  8. "No, they're 'tough-guy' roses, Tim." -Sarah
  9. "Does Sarah have some sort of secret life insurance on you?" -Listener email directed at Rick.
  10. "I wonder if there's a "Boy In the Balloon" theme that's he's been working on." -Rick
  11. "It kind of sounded like 'urine' safe hands." -Sarah
  12. "The motorcycle helmet isn't going keep my ribcage from being compressed when I hit the ground like a bag of wet cement" -Rick
  13. "No matter which line you pick up, It's going to be Andy the Homeschool Kid" -Rick
  14. "I'm totally going to mess with you and break into your house sometime" -Sarah
  15. "If a senator wants to make out, I won't say no!" -Lisa D.
  16. ED note: I missed the show today, but I couldn't resist the following quote from the podcast.
  17. "I heard you cut off the last syllable, by the way." -Rick, in response to Sarah's comment.
  18. "Nearly 30?! You are an ass-!" -Sarah
  19. "Clifford is childish. Marmaduke is for adults." -Tim
  20. "Let's bomb them back to the Stone Age, oh wait, they're already there!" -Tim