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  1. Who wants some beard burn?
  2. @rickoshea But I want to go to bed
  3. @Culch_ie All your tweets are belong to us
  4. @Culch_ie We unite against you
  5. @Culch_ie From the studio "Oooooh suits you"
  6. Oi, O'Shea. Give us a scratch.
  7. I'm itchy
  8. What's all this talk of manliness?
  9. @sineadcochrane If I were a dog, my back leg would be twitching
  10. I'm the envy of Twink's whiskers, I offer a much more adequate face shade against the sun. I'm not nearly as manly, but it's all good
  11. I'm itchy
  12. I've been flirting with Ann Doyle's whiskers, she's durrrty
  13. @rickoshea thinks he can look younger by shaving me off. If he tries it, I'll make sure he itches like a bitch for a month.
  14. I'm itchy
  15. @rickoshea Can't waste time with you, I have to go get ready for my date with Scarlett's leg stubble
  16. @rickoshea You do not control me, all your face folicles are belong to us
  17. @beyoncesass fancy getting some rub burn?
  18. @jstathamsfinger Yeah, she's still sad of her blocked up plug hole days. If you dig around you'll probably find Peter Andre's nuts in there
  19. @jstathamsfinger Nope, but her ex pubes are in my support group for discarded hair - "Short and curly together"
  20. @jstathamsfinger I don't need opposable thumbs, all beards have a unique beardy ability to do whatever the fuck we want