rick_snee
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I am thankful for asparagus pee, nudie pens, Howie Mandel's deal with Satan, and porn's development of the Internet.
about 8 hours ago
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I am thankful for the creators of Nickelodeon taking time out of their schedule to invent tofu.
2:25 PM Nov 24th
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@ Mine are completely full of shit.
2:13 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to baddyart
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@ ... Can you tether them to a cell phone?
1:04 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to drhastings
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@ People wonder why Mattel even makes a Ken doll: marriage training.
11:57 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to pvponline
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As Thanksgiving approaches, I'm starting a list that I will periodically update of what I am thankful for. First up: lawn dart accidents.
11:49 AM Nov 24th
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@ Thank you much.
11:21 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to Groonk
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@ Well, it *was* campus police. All they ever look for are underage drinkers and makeshift gravity bongs.
10:23 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to mattstaggs
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@ Yeah, for the Geek page, of all places. I know I get all of my daily science from the The USA Today.
8:46 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to mattstaggs
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@ I'm not entirely sure it's serious: one long paragraph, yet no caps lock.
8:44 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to cjsnee
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@ So, does this mean someone's getting fired?
8:38 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to cjsnee
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@ Trying will be glorious.
8:35 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to SirChuggles56
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@ Take my hand, we'll leave the basement I swear ...
8:23 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to rstevens
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Believe it or not, I have goals for my life, direction even. They just all involve burning and/or eating unfathomable things.
8:21 AM Nov 24th
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@ Funny. I have the same exact plans for heaven.
9:00 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to SirChuggles56
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Everyone's worried about whether they'll get into heaven or hell. What if you can't die?
2:38 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Not me. No sir. I'm going to heaven.
2:08 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to SirChuggles56
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@ ... Well? Did she touch her clit or not?
2:07 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to wondermart
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@ "And Japan was all, 'Wha...?' And the US was all, 'Recognize!' And Japan went, 'Pfft, whatevs.' Stay tuned for 'WWD: Nagasaki.'"
11:45 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to Groonk
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@ Or reading the intro to the last post on the page from Friday.
10:11 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to SirChuggles56
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- Name Rick Snee
- Location Huntsville, AL
- Web http://rick-snee.com
- Bio Fractured comedy for unkempt minds
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