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  1. I am thankful for asparagus pee, nudie pens, Howie Mandel's deal with Satan, and porn's development of the Internet.
  2. I am thankful for the creators of Nickelodeon taking time out of their schedule to invent tofu.
  3. @baddyart Mine are completely full of shit.
  4. @drhastings ... Can you tether them to a cell phone?
  5. @pvponline People wonder why Mattel even makes a Ken doll: marriage training.
  6. As Thanksgiving approaches, I'm starting a list that I will periodically update of what I am thankful for. First up: lawn dart accidents.
  7. @Groonk Thank you much.
  8. @mattstaggs Well, it *was* campus police. All they ever look for are underage drinkers and makeshift gravity bongs.
  9. @mattstaggs Yeah, for the Geek page, of all places. I know I get all of my daily science from the The USA Today.
  10. @cjsnee I'm not entirely sure it's serious: one long paragraph, yet no caps lock.
  11. @cjsnee So, does this mean someone's getting fired? http://tinyurl.com/ylmjuhe
  12. @SirChuggles56 Trying will be glorious.
  13. @rstevens Take my hand, we'll leave the basement I swear ...
  14. Believe it or not, I have goals for my life, direction even. They just all involve burning and/or eating unfathomable things.
  15. @SirChuggles56 Funny. I have the same exact plans for heaven.
  16. Everyone's worried about whether they'll get into heaven or hell. What if you can't die?
  17. @SirChuggles56 Not me. No sir. I'm going to heaven.
  18. @wondermart ... Well? Did she touch her clit or not?
  19. @Groonk "And Japan was all, 'Wha...?' And the US was all, 'Recognize!' And Japan went, 'Pfft, whatevs.' Stay tuned for 'WWD: Nagasaki.'"
  20. @SirChuggles56 Or reading the intro to the last post on the page from Friday.