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  1. Corinne was good. Enveloped in the aged, chubby glamour bosom of Notting Hill drink-expensing scarves and Chanel snorting 'beats Amy!'
  2. Off to hear Corinne Bailey Rae sing some sad songs in Notting Hill. Hoping she'll cover River.
  3. @johnnyminkley wear a chunky scarf to hide the big face. That's what I did.
  4. To Weybridge. Distracted by this at Waterloo, but then remembered that I'm an ADULT with Important Business. http://twitpic.com/qm88k
  5. @susiweaser tarintinos finest moment, before he did csi and got as fat as a latex monster from the eighties
  6. Chris Moyles on TV? After ratings death last time? Oh, it's charity. I'd give a months wages to see him buried alive on BBC 3 #faceforradio
  7. Is hunting for an NYC sound man who must have a fluffy beard to ensure that my stereotypical impression is made reality.
  8. @adamficek impressive!
  9. Went to Sony bash without games journos, which was a surprise...and = less backpacks, though I did spy one CES bag, 09 vintage at least.
  10. wrote something for 22 million people today. About television. Now off to see Little Boots and Annie Mac gurn like a toothless pitbull.
  11. Listening to Islands by The XX but have Shakiras shewolf howl in my brain.
  12. Never try to do a photoshoot outside in England, in November on a Monday. Sigh.
  13. I wish Jedward would get a visit from Suge Knight, a la Vanilla Ice when he was dangled from a balcony for being an idiot.
  14. Have been to Masterchef Live and briefly felt like an adult buying exotic produce: some of which I can't actually identify without Google.
  15. Today, Masterchef Live at Olympia. I'm going to need 10 hours of Modern Warfare 2 to restore the man-balance of this weekend.
  16. Beyonce covered Alanis, James Brown and was generally much better than X Factor inbreds http://twitpic.com/pjxmk
  17. Beyonce flying over me... http://twitpic.com/pjwzs
  18. Missing X Factor to go and see the real Beyonce at O2 with an imaginary crew of Kelly Rowland lookalikes.
  19. Richard now loves Germany. It's official. Especially the pile of German magazines in his lounge, left as a gift.
  20. Today is pages, sites, pages, photoshoot, important lunch, pages. And a bit of Beyonce on Spotify so I can practise dance moves for Saturday