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"Oh, I'm sorry honey, that was my manhood, coming back to me like a boomerang!"7:03 AM May 28thfrom web
Spam offer of the day: "Your manhood will come back to you like a boomerang". Will I have to throw it away first? Will I have to duck?7:03 AM May 28thfrom web
RT @LotteJulie: “Just made my homework. My parents think I am a good girl now. But tomorrow i'm going to drink a wodka.” That’s my girl!10:52 AM Apr 1stfrom Twitterrific
Amsterdam is full of Scotsmen for the match against our boys tonight. Preparations include drinking buckets of Guiness before lunch. Che ...3:28 AM Mar 27thfrom m.slandr.net
Hoopt dat de jongelui hun broeken en petjes dit seizoen zullen dragen zoals onze lieveheer het bedoeld heeft.1:10 AM Mar 27thfrom m.slandr.net
Martin Brozius, Martin Brozius. En Maurice Slangenmens dan? Pierre Janssen? Hanneke uit Dierenpark Wassenaar? Daar heeft niemand het over.5:56 AM Mar 26thfrom web