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  1. Episode 2 of THE NOVEL is out on www.epublishingonline.co.uk Prodnose: does nothing else happen in your life? Myself: NO 10:04 AM Nov 21st from web
  2. Gloating that P Mandelson cannot find publisher for memoirs. He has one line in THE NETWORK (quite enough) on www.epublishingonline.co.uk 5:18 PM Nov 10th from web
  3. Knitting another happy ending for two characters in THE NETWORK (on www.epublishingonline.co.uk). More tissues needed 10:34 AM Nov 10th from web
  4. Blubbing again over THE NETWORK and I'm writing the damn thing! IF you visit www.epublishingonline.co.uk (correct), bring tissues 4:01 AM Nov 7th from web
  5. @SocialWalker Mandle (verb, eponym) 1) to cause propaganda to be reported as fact 2) to threaten a critic (esp a journalist) 11:39 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to SocialWalker
  6. Wrong AGAIN! THE NETWORK is on www.epublishing.co.uk Still only £1 each fortnight 2:56 PM Nov 5th from web
  7. Sorry I should have said www.epublishingonline.com Only £1 4:52 AM Nov 5th from web
  8. Publish and be damned! Episode 1 of new novel THE NETWORK now available on www.epublishingonlin.com 4:51 AM Nov 5th from web
  9. The new NOVEL was delayed because I had to stop Tony Blair becoming President of something. But sickening happy ending now in sight 1:50 AM Oct 31st from web
  10. I will very shortly be publishing the NEW NOVEL by episodes (like Dickens but online). I am sure you can hardly wait... 2:15 AM Oct 23rd from web
  11. In case I haven't mentioned this before. America's next rock legend is called JESSE KINCH. You read it here first. 9:58 AM Oct 8th from web
  12. THE NOVEL has made a leap forward. Now nearing its destination (the slushpile) 6:32 AM Oct 6th from web
  13. The characters in the novel continue to resist conclusion 6:34 AM Sep 28th from web
  14. In New York. Some family visits and more forlorn efforts to promote Ricky Rubato. Buried next week in countryside to finish accursed novel 10:05 AM Sep 20th from web
  15. Put my characters back in the play box for a week. But they escaped and added a ghost story to the plot. Novel looking more like soap opera 2:40 AM Sep 15th from web
  16. Novel characters rescued from sea. Sorry to spoil suspense. Now seeking literary agent. Offers/suggestions welcome 10:04 PM Sep 7th from web
  17. In Holland. Hot enough to enter the sea. Have just left two novel characters stranded in the sea. Await next week's thrilling episode! 12:46 AM Sep 1st from web
  18. Novel has just made another huge detour as hero begins and ends holiday romance. Just realized it's a soap opera. May never end 12:32 AM Aug 28th from web
  19. Novel resumed. Absurd to be blocked by such a cosmic nebbish as Peter M. Major extract on www.richardheller.co.uk 5:33 AM Aug 20th from web
  20. Unable to progress novel, due to rage and nausea over stories that Mandelson may lead Labour party. Hope they are silly-season drivel. 11:55 PM Aug 6th from web