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  1. @sandwichpolice A Cricket Doll can't go commando! It's the birthday present that's so nice, I've gotten it twice! I love you. 11:44 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to sandwichpolice
  2. Me: “OMG it’s so long, Honey.” Him: “YEAH! That’s what I’m talking about!” Me: “I was talking about the birthday card.” 8:31 AM Dec 13th from web
  3. Let me describe this couple I saw and then we'll play "Would They Try Meth?". 12:25 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  4. You can't choke someone to death with a paper chain, but you can hang it on their Christmas tree in all its tacky glory. 5:43 PM Dec 9th from web
  5. Dear Bloodmobile parked next to a cemetery, you're a little too late. 2:39 PM Dec 9th from web
  6. Life is hard. I can’t decided which Dirk Benedict character I’d rather do. Starbuck or Face? Oh come on, you know you’ve thought about it. 2:32 PM Dec 6th from web
  7. @wafflethief Happy Birthday Preston! 8:51 AM Nov 13th from web
  8. @sandwichpolice I can't help it. He has a sexy voice and his eyebrows are still dark & lush. Plus he's fighting for justice and whatnot. 7:17 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to sandwichpolice
  9. I am in love with Sam Waterston. There, I said it! 7:04 AM Nov 7th from web
  10. They put cocaine on everything in the 80s; their weed, their cereal, everything. 11:04 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  11. You say dogs have bad breath. I say you’ve never smelled the breath of a dog that’s eaten a baby fresh out of a bubble bath. 12:30 PM Oct 17th from web
  12. One day, we'll forget that What Would Jesus Do was his full name. Damn you all to hell, bracelets that only fit initials! 10:36 PM Oct 16th from web
  13. My husband is listening to Prince and playing a Star Wars video game. With his shirt off. It’s creeping me out! 8:48 PM Oct 3rd from web
  14. Huh, it seems that 'Rocky' is the origin of pretty girl in glasses = ugly girl. Yo Adrian! 8:00 PM Oct 3rd from web
  15. "The only good thing about a commercial is that it gives you time to eat." - Owen (6) 1:14 PM Oct 3rd from Brizzly
  16. @srslainey If everybody farted at the same time we'd have world peace. 3:07 PM Sep 22nd from web in reply to _srslainey
  17. "I can't be the banker, I'm not a Mathmagician!" - Ayden, 10 7:03 PM Sep 18th from web
  18. It was touch and go as I moved Red Dawn to the top of the queue, but Netflix and Swayze eventually relinquished it. 8:54 AM Sep 15th from web
  19. I promised to take the boys on a nature walk today. I forgot that 1. it's Monday and 2. I'm lazy. Do you think they'll settle for a Wii Fit? 7:10 AM Sep 14th from web
  20. Drove past the dead to avoid the living dead that have taken over my town. 12:05 PM Sep 13th from web