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  1. @talool I agree. She's shpechiallll...yawaannn
  2. Having Moti Mahal for lunch...OMG, i'm gonna fart curry all day long...
  3. Discussing differences between Coke Diet and Diet Zero...yawnn
  4. @maritventura já sabes que quando chegares ao mar, volta para trás, ou já esqueces-te que estás numa ilha! ah ah ah (riso maquiavelico)
  5. @harisson acho que está na altura de aplicar um correctivo ao estilo do Médio Oriente na sua mulher, eh eh eh
  6. A question to all tweeties.which was the most weird Christmas present you got so far?..Mine was a pair of socks that had titties hanging out
  7. @maritventura a idade nao perdoa...e o vinho tambem nao.Maconheira, eh eh eh
  8. Who's has a hangover today?...
  9. and why the fuck doesn't twitter let me write the amount of characters that I want. Hey tweetie bird, you suck...
  10. ...nobody wants see a bloated white guy in a red suit having a heart attack while driving a reindeer sledge above our houses.
  11. ...and if you see Santa, ask him why doesn't he goes on a diet.
  12. Well, here it goes. Merry Xmas to all
  13. Free to start Santas hunt...what will I choose, slingshot, shotgun...I think a rocket launcher will be more effective...ipicaie motherfucker
  14. Finally good news...xmas in a private cinema with movies, rock band, snacks and a lot of booze for me to get drunk and shoot Santa...
  15. View discretion advised. Why the fuckin rain. If fuckin Santa skids on the sledge, dies befores he gives my presents, I'll be fuckin pissed
  16. Going to spend Christmas with the camels in the desert, hoping not to get sand in the crack
  17. Reviving old times with L7 (you're on my shitlist)...and it keeps growing up
  18. Guitar Hero Metallica here we go again...
  19. gonna watch Top Gear and hear Jeremy Clarkson say "he's got a jaaaaggggg"
  20. wazzzzz uuuuuppppp