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  1. Wish I hadn't had the rice dish (with fish). Stomach puffed and stuffed.
  2. Spousal rift leads to expensive gift.
  3. She's getting too old (the 3-year old), to sleep in my bed....but she cried....And then kicked my side. So I fled (to her bed).
  4. Monday not a fun day; need to fly 'way, but back by Friday.
  5. Friday not "my day" as I was hoping to run but no fun; too much work I can't shirk.
  6. The order was tall but the call for the fall of the wall led to good for all.
  7. My kids loving their Halloween lids. But the real excitement is the treats as we walk the streets......
  8. Closed today; the other bridge across the Bay. (Not Golden Gate-Wonder of the State.) Lucky all are safe & well. It opens when? Please tell!
  9. I must have counted 1,000 sheep but could not sleep. Eyes shut for 3 hours, but no powers to please this worn body and produce z's.
  10. I'm a tooth fairy supporter but what happened to one quarter? Heck, what happened to a buck? I was born too late; just my luck!!!
  11. Lunch not so good--order misunderstood. Fresh fish they say? Came from 3,000 miles away!
  12. Kicking the Tire! Oil moving higher. I'll never retire. A new bike to acquire?
  13. Was feeling blue, but story not true, balloon boy never flew!
  14. Take a balloon and aim for the moon on a windy afternoon. Please find the boy soon!
  15. What a storm! Back to norm. True to form, getting warm. Love California.
  16. For just a few days, amid economic malaise, try to forget about layoffs and enjoy the playoffs.
  17. He didn't behave but his show's not going to the grave. Apologies Dave gave drew quite the rave.
  18. The best way to prevent job loss is - Remember who your boss is! Has McChrystal fired his last pistol?
  19. I won't look at Sarah's book...at least that's my line (but really, I'll have her sign!).
  20. Answering my phone meant I wasn't observing the day of atonement. Also not fasting, my jewishness not lasting.