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@ It might be okay if they were actually punchlines. Most of the time, they're not.
about 6 hours ago
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The hashtag-as-meta-joke thing doesn't make you funny. It makes your tweets annoying to read.
about 10 hours ago
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RT @: RT @: Its very dangerous to leave dogs unattended with small children.
about 10 hours ago
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@ Ha! That's. So. Awesome.
about 10 hours ago
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@ Thanks very much, but I'm doing better now. Finally.
about 10 hours ago
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@ Maybe! If you need more than just me, though, you'll have to talk to the woman in charge.
about 10 hours ago
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@ It's a domain reseller for people who frequent strip clubs.
about 13 hours ago
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@ Infighting? About what?
11:22 PM Nov 24th
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Managed to sling some bachi at taiko practice despite being unable to turn my head. Good thing taiko doesn't require much head turning.
9:37 PM Nov 24th
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@ Wow. I hope he gets better soon.
1:31 PM Nov 24th
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Gowalla has this crazy feature where I can connect only to people I actually know and like and I can ignore everyone else. Wild.
9:11 AM Nov 24th
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@ Congrats! And welcome to the world @!
10:56 PM Nov 23rd
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Day 2 of The Great Neck Seizure of 2009. So bad I almost passed out three times yesterday. Doing just barely better than that now.
10:16 AM Nov 23rd
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With 2 dogs lunging at a fence and barking like mad at her, Halle, the pit bull, sat on command. A mythbuster, this one.
9:06 PM Nov 21st
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Halle turns backwards and sits when other dogs approach her. It's an act of submission. I remind you that she is a pit bull.
6:52 PM Nov 21st
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@ If you're so tough, why do you need a massage? C'mon. Man up.
3:51 PM Nov 21st
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Sweet, friendly, & on her way to good health, the latest foster to join the pack. Everyone, meet Halle.
12:29 PM Nov 21st
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If you complain about having a piece of arugula stuck in your teeth, you might be a Democrat.
11:18 AM Nov 21st
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Yet another neighbor's kid is about to have a better birthday party than I ever had. I want my bouncy house!
11:13 AM Nov 21st
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Sometimes, writing a story is like untying a knotted shoelace. You pick it & pick at it until, suddenly, it comes loose.
4:44 PM Nov 20th
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- Name Robert Hoekman, Jr.
- Location Phoenix, AZ
- Web http://www.rhjr.net
- Bio User experience strategist, writer, conference speaker, dog lover, and taiko player
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