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- @randompinkness Oh no, I wasn't making availible for a call... Sitting at hospital hiding.about 17 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to randompinkness
- Woohoo!about 17 hours ago from Twittelator
- Tick, tick, tick... T minus 1 minute.about 17 hours ago from Twittelator
- Huzzah! End of my fourth 12 hour shift is a mere four minutes away. Three days off before returning to the grindstone of illness 'n swinefluabout 17 hours ago from Twittelator
- Just encountered an awfully sad story. Which is impossible to write about due to it being too identifiable.about 18 hours ago from Twittelator
- Thanks to @LDN I have 53 new followers. Do feel free to let me know you aren't bots by telling me something interesting about yourself...about 21 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to LDN
- @producerjacob I wish I knew. I tend to use 'ambulance worker', but it's a tricky problem.about 21 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to producerjacob
- Looks like @rachelclarke wins the 'spits out his (imaginary) cup of tea' award for today.about 21 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to rachelclarke
- Wow! A genuine call! Needing a 24 mile blue light run, crewmate driving like a nutter, me trying not to get travel sick in the back...about 22 hours ago from Twittelator
- You know, it's only my bosses who care about me being called an 'ambulance driver', I get called a lot worse during the course of a shift.about 22 hours ago from Twittelator
- @Altjira We do, but my patients aim was awful. Probably a side effect of his hangover.about 24 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to Altjira
- @LDN Oi! I'm not an ambulance driver, I'm an 'EMT' (or so my boss tells me...)about 24 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to LDN
- Me: "Please don't vomit on my ambulance floor" Patient: "Boke" Me:"Oh well, never mind, I'll wipe the floor when we get to hospital"3:49 AM Jul 19th from Twittelator
- Crewmate and I managing two part harmonies along with the radio while blue-lighting to a call. #funthingsaboutmyjob2:58 AM Jul 19th from Twittelator
- Ways to start your Sunday morning in the ambulance service # 217 - Wrestling with a filthy alcoholic post-fit avoiding getting coughed on.12:53 AM Jul 19th from Twittelator
- @l0ttie Spirit of the stairway. I keep thinking I should have said something rather than shrug and walk away.3:08 PM Jul 18th from Twittelator in reply to l0ttie
- @davidwynne Vodka is what nearly turned me alcoholic when I was a student nurse. That and women. Mainly the women actually...3:00 PM Jul 18th from Twittelator in reply to davidwynne
- If I drank everytime a Doc annoyed me @davidwynne I'd be an alcoholic. Also I can't stand whiskey, it all tastes like burning wee to me.2:57 PM Jul 18th from Twittelator in reply to davidwynne
- Which is a fancy way of saying that a doc ignoring my wonderful square waveform capnography is keeping me awake... Fuggit.2:52 PM Jul 18th from Twittelator
- I think I'm going to have to start channelling Kelly Grayson's attitude towards daft Drs or my insomnia is gonna kill me.2:51 PM Jul 18th from Twittelator
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