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And as I yank up from the pavement yet another fat bastard drunk I ponder on the reasons for my wrists being in constant pain.about 8 hours agofrom Tweetie
5am. Male. Drunk too much. Came *this* close to killing him, thereby making the world a better place.about 8 hours agofrom Tweetie
Will to live fading. Will to murderise growing. Three hours of this shift to go.about 9 hours agofrom Tweetie
4am. House full of drunkards. Female 'unconscious', but made a miraculous recovery in the 13 minutes it took us to get there. Fuckit.about 9 hours agofrom Tweetie
If you've had pain for three days (and not taken any painkillers) why wait until 2am to call for an ambulance.about 11 hours agofrom Tweetie
Never mind the 80 year old having a heart attack, we are much better resourced dealing with 'my girlfriend doesn't love me'. Us and FRU.about 14 hours agofrom Tweetie
Spending entirely too much time with a male basically having a hussy fit and then pretending to be unconscious.about 14 hours agofrom Tweetie
I shan't be tweeting tonight in an effort to keep chilled out about the pointless calls we go to.about 16 hours agofrom Tweetie
