rexbarrett
- I have just twenty words for you, Will Arnett.
I'm not quite sure how many words you're supposed to count.about 6 hours ago from Birdhouse
- I intended to go for a jog this evening, I ended up on a marathon Mexican food binge.
Close.about 6 hours ago from Birdhouse
- You know it's a fulfilling dinner when you've aspirated vomit after the multiple forced courses.about 8 hours ago from Birdhouse
- @ThirtySixthSpan I can't imagine the #5 spicy. The #4 will mess you up for two days.about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ThirtySixthSpan
- @gregcarlisle That's depressing.about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to gregcarlisle
- @speedysari Where should I drop my vehicle?about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to speedysari
- Just kidding, she has strep AGAIN. Risky behavior always catches up to her. As for me? Strong as a horse, clean as a whistle.about 11 hours ago from API
- My wife just got back from the doctor. Apparently, "if it's yellow let it mellow" doesn't apply to jaundice.about 11 hours ago from API
- @ThirtySixthSpan Good to know, I'll wear a couple extra shirts as not to offend the ladies.about 13 hours ago from web in reply to ThirtySixthSpan
- @klepperson It's warm at the CoCo today? I was thinking of working in that office later, if I could sweat there, forget it.about 13 hours ago from web in reply to klepperson
- I fear that if the temperature drops one more degree in the office, my diamond sharp nipples will pierce holes through my shirt.about 16 hours ago from web
- Bring it Satan. I'm not scared of you moving your lair to Oklahoma City. I got AC and an iced latte made of holy water.about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
- After a long weekend at the lake, not drinking nearly enough water, I'm concerned the next time I urinate a salt brick will fall out.about 20 hours ago from Birdhouse
- Trying to drag out my vacation as long as possible. I work tomorrow though... Somehow, I think I'm doing this wrong.10:38 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- @donttrythis You gotta do something about that floppy hair. Do a poll, I think 4 out of 5 viewers will agree.10:28 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to donttrythis
- @marilyndavidson Mine is people complaining about the food Oklahoma restaurants choose to serve.9:54 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to marilyndavidson
- In 1983 Shelly West wrote a song that would impact the condition of livers nationwide. Has she shared her friend with you?5:36 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- @jt I'm glad you'll be there for Bobby. Our breakup will injure him greatly. Be forewarned, he's very competitive & WILL break your heart.1:39 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to jt
- @Pandabeara No, just a portly gentleman who asked me to consider the switch to an electric car. His case was quite compelling.1:34 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to Pandabeara
- The only thing Bobby Flay proves when he wins a Throwdown is how little respect he deserves.
What a jerk idea for a TV show.1:14 PM Jul 12th from Birdhouse
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- Name Rex Barrett
- Location Oklahoma City
- Web http://rexbarrett...
- Bio I'm a former fundamentalist frustrated by the fake. Run @projectokc, a social experiment taking online friends offline for GOOD. http://www.LoveOKC.com
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