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  1. THANK YOU @laurenarcher! #screwpoormathskills. RT Reading best-of-decade articles. Assume next year is gonna be mediocre. Hello, compromise. about 14 hours ago from web
  2. RT'd holiday well-wishes in Hebrew & now I've got 2 followers who only tweet in language of the chosen. Israeli porn spam is very pretty. about 15 hours ago from web
  3. much more likely, the endless black grasp of a rational death. about 16 hours ago from twidroid
  4. Guessing that now is when Oral Roberts finds out. Fingers crossed on a televised, cross-heaven spanking from an angry god. Or, you know, the about 16 hours ago from twidroid
  5. RT @CurseYouKhan: 10 Worst Marketing Blunders of 2009: http://wp.me/prvO-Kn 7:16 AM Dec 15th from web
  6. Is that a trick question? @AntonOlsen RT Anyone want some 10 year old twinkies? 7:58 PM Dec 14th from web
  7. @djsiegel Back at ya, darlin' (and yes, @jporzio, we've arranged for a room. Your french maid outfit awaits.) 7:54 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to djsiegel
  8. Fair enough. We're not so easy to swallow. Oh...Wait...RT @djsiegel They ARE yummy (latkes, not iris) RT @rewod Solution? Marry an Irishman. 7:39 PM Dec 14th from web
  9. @djsiegel Solution? Marry an Irishman. We've got a million potato recipes! 'Latkes be gone!' 7:29 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to djsiegel
  10. @jaybrannan Regret. //RT What exactly does one find when opening a "whorebag"? condoms? lipstick? 5:52 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to jaybrannan
  11. Or, as they say in the 'hood... Happy Chaka Khan. RT @crystalsinger To all those who celebrate it: !חנוכה שמח #Chanukah #Hannukah 5:21 PM Dec 14th from web
  12. @Dofang My sympathies to you and Lucy. I've been there. One of the hardest decisions we have to make in life, I think. 5:22 AM Dec 14th from web
  13. Adding @jaimevzr to the blame list for my unsurprising hangover this morning. Also @franklincafe and the Eagle. 8:42 AM Dec 13th from twidroid
  14. Blaming Lotus Notes in advance for tomorrow morning's hangover. 4:13 PM Dec 12th from twidroid
  15. Confusing temporary mythology with history? You're not alone. Know that you have a pagan holiday to thank for your silly holiday 'tradition' 8:09 PM Dec 11th from web
  16. How could you resist following? #followfriday RT @JohnFugelsang I thought 'Ass-less Chaps' referred to skinny British Guys. 4:51 PM Dec 11th from twidroid
  17. Chafing at stupidity of creating Top Ten lists for a decade that won't actually end for another year. Yeah...I'm THAT guy. #poormathskills 3:38 PM Dec 11th from web
  18. Gladly. This one's liver is shot. RT @VeryShortStory Long ago, I swapped souls with you. Now yours is dirtier than mine. I want to swap back 5:53 PM Dec 10th from web
  19. thanking @scotchthursdays for the perspectiv-mization of stuff and junk. 4:24 PM Dec 10th from twidroid
  20. @ezra802 There you are! Thank heavens! I was worried sick about you all night. 4:33 AM Dec 9th from twidroid in reply to ezra802