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  1. Thinking Blackberry pathetic in its attempt to replicate success of Mac's Coldplay ad...with U2 of all bands. Maybe my dad will buy one.
  2. Always learning. Thanks @boonerang for 'leitmotif'. And here I thought I was just repeating myself.
  3. And the comedy continues... RT @iolmez 'gayest thing to ever come out of my mouth'
  4. Look, lady. Your accent confuses me, & I talk too fast for you. Let's agree to not get each other, & could I please have my fkn change, now?
  5. Just realizing I worked straight thru Accidental Scotch Night.
  6. @_S_A_R_A_H_ As a supersmart A.I., how do you explain the success of a show packed with one-note line readings and ham-fisted writing?
  7. @callmecolin He marked his territory...You should go ahead and mark yours. At least then it'll be a more familiar scent.
  8. Suddenly occurs...Is anyone really surprised Billy Mays died of heart failure? He's been screaming at America for the last 10 years.
  9. Hating that I'll never see David Sheperd rise to the throne of Gilboa. The work of a desperate TV network, sadly, not that of an angry king.
  10. US Government to soldiers: Only WE'RE allowed to put your lives in mortal danger! http://tinyurl.com/nqgdpa
  11. "Say hello to my hilarious accent that's a little bit racist" #1stdraftmovielines
  12. "I wish I knew how to stop having gay sex with you on top of this mountain." #1stdraftmovielines
  13. "A fixed interest financial asset issued by a bank, James A fixed interest financial asset issued by a bank" #1stdraftmovielines
  14. "Last night, I saw a major movie star from Australia become more powerful than the brother of a dead movie star!" #1stdraftmovielines
  15. @shweri Failing that, be the most popular corpse in town when you kick it. Poor Farrah. Bet Ryan wishes he'd waited a week to pull the plug.
  16. @shweri Funny. All I learned this past week is to avoid attaining celebrity in america at any cost. It'll kill you.
  17. Watching mediawhores be photographed in front of a publicity scrim at MJ Memorial. Is this the line for the 'meet & greet' with the corpse?
  18. @LilKait Millions? Am I going to regret not getting one of you drunk enough and into bed for a blackmail internet sex tape? DAMMIT!!
  19. Missing the early train because it took me 25 minutes to remember where I put my sunglasses...over 4 weeks ago.
  20. Growing weary of the tv show expression 'There's no such thing as a perfect crime'. 'Perfect' means they got away with it, you boneheads.