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- Thinking Blackberry pathetic in its attempt to replicate success of Mac's Coldplay ad...with U2 of all bands. Maybe my dad will buy one.about 6 hours ago from web
- Always learning. Thanks @boonerang for 'leitmotif'. And here I thought I was just repeating myself.7:03 PM Jul 16th from web
- And the comedy continues... RT @iolmez 'gayest thing to ever come out of my mouth'6:17 PM Jul 16th from web
- Look, lady. Your accent confuses me, & I talk too fast for you. Let's agree to not get each other, & could I please have my fkn change, now?4:24 PM Jul 16th from txt
- Just realizing I worked straight thru Accidental Scotch Night.4:01 PM Jul 16th from txt
- @_S_A_R_A_H_ As a supersmart A.I., how do you explain the success of a show packed with one-note line readings and ham-fisted writing?7:51 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to _S_A_R_A_H_
- @callmecolin He marked his territory...You should go ahead and mark yours. At least then it'll be a more familiar scent.3:01 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to callmecolin
- Suddenly occurs...Is anyone really surprised Billy Mays died of heart failure? He's been screaming at America for the last 10 years.5:15 PM Jul 12th from web
- Hating that I'll never see David Sheperd rise to the throne of Gilboa. The work of a desperate TV network, sadly, not that of an angry king.2:17 PM Jul 12th from web
- US Government to soldiers: Only WE'RE allowed to put your lives in mortal danger! http://tinyurl.com/nqgdpa10:47 AM Jul 12th from web
- "Say hello to my hilarious accent that's a little bit racist" #1stdraftmovielines6:33 PM Jul 9th from web
- "I wish I knew how to stop having gay sex with you on top of this mountain." #1stdraftmovielines5:44 PM Jul 9th from web
- "A fixed interest financial asset issued by a bank, James A fixed interest financial asset issued by a bank" #1stdraftmovielines5:15 PM Jul 9th from web
- "Last night, I saw a major movie star from Australia become more powerful than the brother of a dead movie star!" #1stdraftmovielines4:48 PM Jul 9th from web
- @shweri Failing that, be the most popular corpse in town when you kick it. Poor Farrah. Bet Ryan wishes he'd waited a week to pull the plug.7:33 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to shweri
- @shweri Funny. All I learned this past week is to avoid attaining celebrity in america at any cost. It'll kill you.7:31 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to shweri
- Watching mediawhores be photographed in front of a publicity scrim at MJ Memorial. Is this the line for the 'meet & greet' with the corpse?10:05 AM Jul 7th from web
- @LilKait Millions? Am I going to regret not getting one of you drunk enough and into bed for a blackmail internet sex tape? DAMMIT!!6:06 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to LilKait
- Missing the early train because it took me 25 minutes to remember where I put my sunglasses...over 4 weeks ago.4:04 AM Jul 6th from web
- Growing weary of the tv show expression 'There's no such thing as a perfect crime'. 'Perfect' means they got away with it, you boneheads.7:00 PM Jul 4th from web
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- Name dphlip
- Location boston, ma
- Bio i lie for a living...but never to you, baby! :)
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