revpjack
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RT @: Happy Fuck-Shit-Horse Piss-Son-of-a-Two-Balled-Bitch Christmas everybody!
6:41 AM Dec 25th
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A 12 pack of golden anniversary, and six nips of sailor Jerry rum, someone's planning a special Xmas eve!
9:10 AM Dec 24th
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Beautiful full moon this morning, the first thing I think of is teenage vampires. Sheesh, I gotta stop watching teevee.
10:41 AM Dec 2nd
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RT: Texting "LIFE" to 25383 donates $5 to . Such an easy way to support one of the best shows in podcasting/radio.
3:57 PM Nov 30th
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Is there anybody, living or dead, who should NOT be made into a bobble-head? And, is bobble-head hyphenated?
2:03 PM Nov 30th
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With infomercials as my guide, I go into Sunday evening a better person for my floors being cleaned. Praise Mays!
12:00 PM Nov 29th
from TweetDeck
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In case I get murdered by bums or zombie hordes, here is my location:
11:19 AM Nov 24th
from TweetDeck
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@ I think you might be wearing it on the wrong end.
9:58 AM Nov 19th
from TwitterGadget
in reply to Veronica
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An informal poll of my brain reveals, "fuckin dummies!" is the most popular phrase of the day.
1:44 PM Nov 18th
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There's a spot on my walk to work everyday where I feel inexplicably shorter. Very odd.
5:13 AM Nov 12th
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Root beer barrels!
6:10 AM Nov 11th
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RT @: iPhone has made me a complusive on-the-spot Googler of things, mockable for something I once mocked. Damn you, Steve Jobs!
8:30 AM Nov 5th
from TwitterGadget
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Gettin' natured up for lunch.
9:08 AM Nov 3rd
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I accidentally caught a little of Inside Edition, just when I thought I couldn't care less about useless quasi-celebrities. I'm sad now.
3:25 PM Oct 29th
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Does glossary rhyme with wise-assery?
12:04 PM Oct 28th
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RT @: I try to use Mamet-like management: "WILL you go to lunch? Will you GO to lunch? Will YOU go to lunch?" No success.
6:38 PM Oct 20th
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I have created the perfect beef stew. You can all stop trying now.
4:33 PM Oct 20th
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I have more spice than rack.
2:01 PM Oct 19th
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it appears that my give-a-shit index, if this trend continues, will be at an all-time low at noon on dec. 7th 2009.
1:56 PM Oct 16th
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I don't drink soda often, but I thought a MEDIUM cup would fit comfortably in my larger than normal hand.
3:43 PM Oct 12th
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