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  1. RT @Rich_Fulcher: Happy Fuck-Shit-Horse Piss-Son-of-a-Two-Balled-Bitch Christmas everybody!
  2. A 12 pack of golden anniversary, and six nips of sailor Jerry rum, someone's planning a special Xmas eve!
  3. Beautiful full moon this morning, the first thing I think of is teenage vampires. Sheesh, I gotta stop watching teevee.
  4. RT: Texting "LIFE" to 25383 donates $5 to #ThisAmericanLife. Such an easy way to support one of the best shows in podcasting/radio. #NPR
  5. Is there anybody, living or dead, who should NOT be made into a bobble-head? And, is bobble-head hyphenated?
  6. With infomercials as my guide, I go into Sunday evening a better person for my floors being cleaned. Praise Mays!
  7. In case I get murdered by bums or zombie hordes, here is my location: http://bit.ly/6dEujL
  8. @Veronica I think you might be wearing it on the wrong end.
  9. An informal poll of my brain reveals, "fuckin dummies!" is the most popular phrase of the day.
  10. There's a spot on my walk to work everyday where I feel inexplicably shorter. Very odd.
  11. Root beer barrels!
  12. RT @BillCorbett: iPhone has made me a complusive on-the-spot Googler of things, mockable for something I once mocked. Damn you, Steve Jobs!
  13. Gettin' natured up for lunch. http://twitpic.com/o525v
  14. I accidentally caught a little of Inside Edition, just when I thought I couldn't care less about useless quasi-celebrities. I'm sad now.
  15. Does glossary rhyme with wise-assery?
  16. RT @michaeljnelson: I try to use Mamet-like management: "WILL you go to lunch? Will you GO to lunch? Will YOU go to lunch?" No success.
  17. I have created the perfect beef stew. You can all stop trying now.
  18. I have more spice than rack.
  19. it appears that my give-a-shit index, if this trend continues, will be at an all-time low at noon on dec. 7th 2009.
  20. I don't drink soda often, but I thought a MEDIUM cup would fit comfortably in my larger than normal hand.