reversecowgirl
- Know what parents shouldn't let their children do on public transportation? Play the maracas.about 9 hours ago from txt
- Army Boy is in the country!about 18 hours ago from txt
- i was getting maybe 1 in 5 tweets, so i've given up feeding them to my phone entirely. text me directly if it's important.about 21 hours ago from web
- Just saw a porche with personalized plates: ENNUI5:08 PM Jul 16th from txt
- Leaving work. I'm only working 2 more days this month!1:15 PM Jul 16th from txt
- Just talked to army boy from iraq for the last time before leave! I don't know when exactly he departs iraq or when he'll get here.12:52 PM Jul 14th from txt
- Up early without an alarm lately. Like 5:30 early. Maybe life is so awesome i don't want to waste more than 4 hours sleeping?7:44 AM Jul 14th from txt
- On my way back in to work from 9pm-2am. Surprise!6:09 PM Jul 13th from txt
- Nothing like a date with a speculum first thing in the morning to start my day off right.8:17 AM Jul 13th from txt
- Caesar salad topped with strips of very rare fillet mignon? Yeah, i love me.6:40 PM Jul 12th from txt
- I got naughty underpants in the mail today. I'm so ready for army boy's leave.3:00 PM Jul 10th from txt
- In case you're hungry: free bagel-fuls on peavey plaza. Oh, and a full bag of funyons in the gutter at hennepin and franklin.8:39 AM Jul 8th from txt
- So um i get to see Army Boy NEXT WEEK.10:43 PM Jul 7th from txt
- I bought a top at ann taylor. I feel middle aged.3:26 PM Jul 7th from txt
- Attempting to write a bio for a campbell family history update. Debating wrist slitting.4:56 PM Jul 6th from txt
- @sparklemotion i will be very jealous of you in about a month.10:13 AM Jul 6th from txt
- Dear motherfucker in the lobby: my name is NOT sugar and i do not respond to it.6:35 AM Jul 5th from txt
- Judging from the debris at the bus stop, a listerine bottle is the hobo cocktail shaker of choice.6:44 PM Jul 4th from txt
- @sparklemotion and we'll try not to invade quebec again!2:00 PM Jul 4th from txt
- Sleep schedule, destroyed. About to start a stretch of 3-12 hour overnight shifts. Happy Fourth of July!6:39 PM Jul 3rd from txt
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