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  1. Know what parents shouldn't let their children do on public transportation? Play the maracas.
  2. Army Boy is in the country!
  3. i was getting maybe 1 in 5 tweets, so i've given up feeding them to my phone entirely. text me directly if it's important.
  4. Just saw a porche with personalized plates: ENNUI
  5. Leaving work. I'm only working 2 more days this month!
  6. Just talked to army boy from iraq for the last time before leave! I don't know when exactly he departs iraq or when he'll get here.
  7. Up early without an alarm lately. Like 5:30 early. Maybe life is so awesome i don't want to waste more than 4 hours sleeping?
  8. On my way back in to work from 9pm-2am. Surprise!
  9. Nothing like a date with a speculum first thing in the morning to start my day off right.
  10. Caesar salad topped with strips of very rare fillet mignon? Yeah, i love me.
  11. I got naughty underpants in the mail today. I'm so ready for army boy's leave.
  12. In case you're hungry: free bagel-fuls on peavey plaza. Oh, and a full bag of funyons in the gutter at hennepin and franklin.
  13. So um i get to see Army Boy NEXT WEEK.
  14. I bought a top at ann taylor. I feel middle aged.
  15. Attempting to write a bio for a campbell family history update. Debating wrist slitting.
  16. @sparklemotion i will be very jealous of you in about a month.
  17. Dear motherfucker in the lobby: my name is NOT sugar and i do not respond to it.
  18. Judging from the debris at the bus stop, a listerine bottle is the hobo cocktail shaker of choice.
  19. @sparklemotion and we'll try not to invade quebec again!
  20. Sleep schedule, destroyed. About to start a stretch of 3-12 hour overnight shifts. Happy Fourth of July!