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  1. I bet Jesus is happy Christmas isn't on his real birthday. This way he still gets Christmas AND birthday presents. (via @sween) // ha! about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Brunch with @jnorath at Three Monkeys. Yum! 9:44 AM Dec 6th from Tweetie
  3. from TFLN: (713): I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke. (via @mes9193) 8:29 AM Dec 6th from Tweetie
  4. @jnorath cool! 9:40 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie in reply to jnorath
  5. @jnorath the last seating is at 1pm -- so noon or so? 4:20 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie in reply to jnorath
  6. @jnorath no worries! I like three monkeys! I will see @meggitymak tonight and check on coffee. What time tomorrow is good? 3:23 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie in reply to jnorath
  7. @jnorath did you get my text about tomorrow? We still on? 2:09 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie in reply to jnorath
  8. Gidget is so sweet. Olive is a little shit disturber. Crazy puppies! 9:11 AM Dec 5th from Tweetie
  9. @lydahl Yes, but I am allergic. So that's all I can have 10:43 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie in reply to lydahl
  10. I'm freezing, and I feel short today. Weird... (via @NStuever) // This made me laugh out loud. Weirdly enough, I know EXACTLY how you feel! 7:07 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie
  11. First one here. Thank god for the iPhone 6:11 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  12. Is it wrong to wish that all relationships came with a manual? Hell, everything else does. (via @mes9193) We should write one! #dating 6:10 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  13. What do you do when there are strange men fixing things in your house? Check Twitter and update obsessively! 10:49 AM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  14. The water folks are coming to pick up the fans. Thank god! Now does anyone know a good, cheap contractor in St Louis? Dry wall work mostly 9:59 AM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  15. Suddenly I am a nervous wreck. Deep breaths. WTF is my problem today! 9:40 AM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  16. @jnorath Not even a little! And he's very expensive! Boo! 8:58 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to jnorath
  17. How is it already 3 days into December? 8:57 AM Dec 3rd from web
  18. Construction guy is here. Nervous!!! 6:34 AM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  19. Bring on 2010! 6:34 AM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  20. First, I meet w/ the construction company about repairing the walls in my basement. Then the water people come and take all the noisy fans! 6:33 AM Dec 3rd from Tweetie