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My new neighbors looked a little nervous when I told them my best friend is black, but I think they'll like Barney just fine.
7:38 AM Feb 6th
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It was the one where Goofus invades a sovereign nation and becomes mired in an age-old religious conflict. Heh heh, I love Goofus.
8:34 AM Jan 27th
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I should have been more thorough when I moved, I think I left my favorite Highlights magazine in the Oval Office bathroom.
8:18 AM Jan 27th
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Obama's speech was pretty good, but it'll make more sense once I get home and google a few of those words.
9:27 AM Jan 20th
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The secret service says I'm allowed to eat pretzels again.
10:59 AM Jan 14th
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Only two weeks left for presidentin'. I haven't been this depressed since I found out that the motorcade is neither a moat nor an arcade.
8:41 AM Jan 7th
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@ You want to play golf some time?
6:57 AM Dec 2nd, 2008
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After my last day, I'll finally have time to finish reading My Pet Goat.
12:45 PM Dec 1st, 2008
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@ You might want to let it air out in there for a while
6:53 AM Nov 20th, 2008
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Constitution? Nope, I pooped when I got up this morning.
6:08 AM Nov 20th, 2008
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People say Palin is like me in a skirt, but how would they know? I always close the curtains when I play lady dress-up.
8:19 AM Nov 17th, 2008
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I hate it when Dick cleans out my office, he always shreds the notes with my best doodles.
7:37 AM Nov 14th, 2008
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I was going to start writing my memoirs today, but Laura accidentally bought me the college-ruled paper instead of the regular.
6:28 AM Nov 13th, 2008
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I'm going to miss the Oval Office, this desk is perfect for building forts.
5:32 AM Nov 12th, 2008
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