resalequeen
no videos but i made the pale one record my rehearsals. this is the set that i did http://tinyurl.com/64thoq
| now i just gotta rock the wheel and thats 2 things off the bucket list in a week |
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| did stand up last night and rocked it |
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| @disser just dont magic eraser your car paint we learned that the hard way took off the bird poop and the british racing green |
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| going to knock 2 things off my bucket list in a week: stand up and wheel of fortune contestant |
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| trying to call comedy club to sign up for open mic next week |
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| trying to figure out how to take crayon off tx screen and feeling guilty about twittering while toddlers destroy home environment adios all |
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| i think i suck at this |
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| @cajunnan i dont know i just walked away from twitter and found them running in circles with poopy diapers and entirely markered purple |
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| @timalexander no i dont get paid but i dont know if popping fruit snacks in a toddlers mouth and turning on pbs kids is worth 1.25 a kid |
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| @timeshifted can attest to the manners required to watch granny drop it like its hot |
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| @disser well i am glad you didnt come to the club then it is not polite to snot on your elders when they flash their snatch |
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| babysitting again |
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| they probably have bitchin garage sales in barbados i could have my choice of sea shells with hot glue googly eyes |
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| then move to barbados to fufill my destiny as a garbage hawking goat herder |
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| could clone golden shower retrievers to raise the cash to pay our penalties and liabilities |
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| her supervisor will probably show up tomorrow in hip waders to do a follow up |
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| thinking why did my husband let our dog pee on an irs agent today i mean i know their suprise visits put him in a tizzy but come on |
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| ghost hunters on the dvr rock on. |
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| @marusin say hi to liz for me |
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