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Drinking vodka cured my nightmares. You people are beautiful. I would kiss every one of you on the mouth.
6:35 PM Nov 28th
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Scientists should create hydroflurocarbon-eating dragons to fly up and swallow the pollution and shit out oxygen, water and American dollars
9:24 PM Nov 24th
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My eye's fine, but paying for the visit will be an elaborate procedure I'll still be dealing with a year later. Thank god for bureaucracy.
4:07 PM Nov 23rd
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My double-crust apple pie kicks ass!
I invented an emerging form of dream therapy. No one understands dreams. I also bought a pen.
2:42 PM Nov 19th
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Hope to avoid eyeball surgery for the sake of my houseguests. I'll leave keys with them just in case. It'd be hard to be a blind teacher.
9:28 AM Nov 19th
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Conf. gave me night terrors so bad I can't see right. Will I be okay? And my husband ruined movies I want to see. And I would like a dog.
10:35 PM Nov 16th
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Liveblogging musicologists: PhD's riot triggered by notation analysis, 1956 recording ignores tempo markings, John Cage people burn a piano.
5:14 PM Nov 11th
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I had to eat a banana on the way to France because of starvation and it was the worst day of my entire life.
11:04 AM Nov 7th
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Smuggery Index: Submitted fellowship apps (70%) but forgot parts (-30%). HDTVs are bad (+5%), adult acne is back. (-25%) Currently: 20% smug
11:46 AM Nov 6th
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Going deep and making charts of the Requiem. It is incredibly kickass and I have proof: It makes you cry and think you're destined for hell.
2:21 PM Nov 2nd
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Old man forgot date night. Not a big deal in the grand scheme of things. For example, N. Koreans picking undigested corn out of animal poop.
2:23 PM Oct 31st
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My for-life partner bought a chakra board game. Reach the Enlightenment square first to win the game! "Competitive enlightenment" is so USA.
11:09 AM Oct 30th
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Watched 15 episodes of Twin Peaks. Season 2 starts so strong, and then falls apart when Lynch leaves. That show makes me want a donut.
9:36 AM Oct 26th
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Bought the delightful Jacques Barzun Reader. Old Man said he is my spirit guide. Would like to meet Barzun and kiss his hand. Google him!
3:42 PM Oct 23rd
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Berlioz is hilarious w/ his 19th-century slams! Also tomato + cinnamon = badass enchilada sauce. My Monday radio show: "Scary Movie Music."
3:16 PM Oct 22nd
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Jude Law hot, 12 books not. NFL dangerous. Choice is complicated. I enjoy a worthy nemesis. Thx4 recipes! Send funny news 4 old man? France?
4:54 PM Oct 16th
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Murdered my grant apps & Berlioz! Might make spaghetti every night, bet the old man won't notice. Need easy vegan recipes plz. No eggplant.
11:42 AM Oct 15th
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- Name Regarding
- Location Academia
- Web http://www.urbanh...
- Bio Zombies, Sharks and Squid: A Walk Down Memory Lane
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