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Another daily reminder that only drunk old men and blind people are attracted to me, and even then not very long afterwards 1:33 AM Dec 15th from Echofon
Apparently the secret to happy relationships are montages. 4:42 PM Dec 13th from Echofon
@OMSI Are you guys hosting a Geminid night? Or have a recommendation where best to view? 10:50 PM Dec 10th from Echofon in reply to OMSI
@thats_gay Brought up the topic tonight and the consensus was flannel on guys is straight, tartan and gingham is not. :) language war! 9:44 PM Dec 9th from Echofon in reply to thats_gay
@thats_gay but what about on girls? The Portland queer fashion scene is a confuser 12:28 PM Dec 9th from API
Huzzah! Job promotion! Next up...the world... 10:10 PM Dec 8th from Echofon
@thats_gay Question. Flannel: is it gay or straight? 10:09 PM Dec 8th from Echofon in reply to thats_gay
I have a better chance of seeing pigs fly than I do of seeing a second date. 10:54 PM Dec 5th from web
Fantastic Mr Fox, fantastic friends, fantastic first date. Fantastico. 3:34 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon
Solace? That's why God made fermented beverages and the blues. 11:30 PM Dec 1st from web
My dog is a mathematical genius. He is able to find the exact center of my bed and sleep precisely there. 5:27 AM Nov 25th from Echofon
Another failure at being human. Should just curl up and stop trying. Humanhood will come later. 10:10 PM Nov 20th from web
Mick Foley, Jon Stewart, I heart you. 1:28 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
@floating_world Taylor-Taylor, the man of two last names, is launching at your place? 10:44 AM Nov 18th from API
Anyone want to see Ong-bak 2 with me? 1:32 PM Nov 15th from Echofon
Your favorite font says much about your character. 5:29 PM Nov 14th from Echofon
Just like we spend a third of our life sleeping, I feel a third of my web dev life is spent uploading 7:19 PM Nov 12th from API
bloody hell. DNS servers for hostnine are down. 7:59 AM Nov 10th from API
Pssh...#EEEEEE is NOT a "dark grey" 4:57 PM Nov 9th from API
@sarah_haskins Huzzah! I was missing that... 4:38 PM Nov 9th from API