REMin140
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New Yorker printed poem written by @ who used the pseudonym Vivian Ponderoo.
about 13 hours ago
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Actress Marlene Jobert taught a chocolate chip cookie making class. She suggested warming up the chips before adding them to the dough.
11:15 AM Dec 18th
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Labyrinthine antique store with creepy old caretaker. Broke stained glass w/ mom then found documents that said creep was 1000 years old.
9:06 AM Dec 12th
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Exotic bird store in Japan. Tried to free a plucked penguin from his cage but he wrapped around my arm like a snake; bit me with razor beak
9:03 AM Dec 10th
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Clearing in the woods with a clear shallow lake, professional basketball players were swimming there. "We're God's little Amazons" said one.
6:24 AM Dec 7th
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K set a dumpster on fire in my kitchen, then killed his little sister on the couch and sat next to her body for a very long time.
12:54 PM Nov 30th
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Outside a party, a pregnant woman is passed overhead, simultaneously crowd-surfing and giving birth.
7:44 AM Nov 22nd
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Wildflowers that dropped white petals when you picked them. Under the brush, lots of dirty forgotten frisbees. Carried JS to safety
12:23 PM Nov 20th
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Touring a new gym. Instead of treadmills, one long winding moving walkway with people running in line. Tripped on one.
8:11 AM Nov 19th
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End times. Hiding out in jewelry store that was robbed while I slept. Lost wallet, filling suitcases with underwear. Broken cell phone.
8:18 AM Nov 13th
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Xmas party @ 's house. He told a story about a cabbie offering to pray for him. He had 2 fat cats and served cocktail weenies
8:07 AM Nov 12th
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deep talk w/ @, she told me she always hated me, my voice was annoying, and she sent a recording to a linguist who confirmed it
1:47 PM Nov 6th
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Something about a Shamwow.
8:03 AM Oct 31st
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Class trip to Korea. Cave bathrooms, Scientology classes, treasure hunt for colored glass, chased by a gorilla, hiding in a closet.
6:00 PM Oct 28th
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Something about men in women's college shower stalls, candles burning down, sequined shredded things in H&M...
10:27 AM Oct 26th
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Dystopic future: had to pretend to be a robot with wheel feet and glide around in order to not be killed by overlords. R. Kelly was there
7:35 AM Oct 17th
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R was a vendor at Wrigley, wearing suspenders & shouting "Peanuts! PopCAWN! CigRETTES! Chewin' gum!" then helped me into freight elevator
8:41 PM Oct 12th
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At ice cream shop. Order double scoop: strawberry/cherry. Server hands me cone, says "Here you go! One scoop strawberry one scoop tuna." NO!
5:11 PM Oct 8th
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Walk in the woods, huge white goat crossed my path. It was hot out but he had foggy breath and was covered in dried mud dreadlocks.
8:04 AM Oct 5th
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Toilet was clogged full of M&Ms (plain not peanut)
9:34 AM Oct 4th
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- Name REMin140
- Location Chicago
- Bio Last night's dream in 140 characters or less.
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