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  1. deep talk w/ @sheriffpeanut, she told me she always hated me, my voice was annoying, and she sent a recording to a linguist who confirmed it
  2. Something about a Shamwow.
  3. Class trip to Korea. Cave bathrooms, Scientology classes, treasure hunt for colored glass, chased by a gorilla, hiding in a closet.
  4. Something about men in women's college shower stalls, candles burning down, sequined shredded things in H&M...
  5. Dystopic future: had to pretend to be a robot with wheel feet and glide around in order to not be killed by overlords. R. Kelly was there
  6. R was a vendor at Wrigley, wearing suspenders & shouting "Peanuts! PopCAWN! CigRETTES! Chewin' gum!" then helped me into freight elevator
  7. At ice cream shop. Order double scoop: strawberry/cherry. Server hands me cone, says "Here you go! One scoop strawberry one scoop tuna." NO!
  8. Walk in the woods, huge white goat crossed my path. It was hot out but he had foggy breath and was covered in dried mud dreadlocks.
  9. Toilet was clogged full of M&Ms (plain not peanut)
  10. AD left me for a man, my car broke down & men with clubs beat on it, driving me into an alley where Prince threatened me. I felt betrayed
  11. Cell phone sprouted extra buttons and I couldn't work it. Ashlee Simpson said she and Jessica had a million abortions.
  12. Trapped in Mexico after losing ID. Lost shoes, put on several pairs of very narrow size 8 designer pair that weren't mine. Large ice block..
  13. Baby pooped spaghetti & meatballs in diaper then shrunk so small I held him in my hand. Butt ripped and fell out of the back of my jeans
  14. Raining in building, everywhere except my apartment. Tried to pack, too many little things piling up
  15. Went to a show, @cenotaph & @thepurge had an acoustic riot grrl band with a 10 yr old girl and IT WAS AWESOME!
  16. Something about long distance dating a guy with really disgusting, tumor-like muscles.
  17. Custom-blended pink lipstick. G moving to Milwaukee. Trying to use communal camp showers but old men sneak in, call them "pervs"
  18. Large audience in MBM gym. MB chooses girl, says he won't hurt her, then punches her, shoots her, and finishes her off w/ a chainsaw
  19. Was staying in a motel room. Large window had a neon sign that read "DRAGONS away" on it.
  20. Write play about three sisters; we had to dress as The Chipmunks to perform it. Someone gave me a $100 gift cert. to the American Girl Store