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  1. Honk your horn like it'll change the world! (It won't.) about 16 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. I really really really really really REALLY really really REALLY REALLY want you to know I don't care. 1:43 PM Dec 8th from Brizzly
  3. If the in-flight movie stars George Clooney, look into his eyes. Haunted? See it. Charmingly confident? Skip it. #MyTravelRules #UpInTheAir 1:21 PM Dec 8th from Brizzly
  4. RT @keylager: @Remiel Your gallant use of the formal 'You' pronoun ensures the punch will be swift, courteous, and shaped like a bockwurst. 12:40 PM Dec 8th from web
  5. @biorhythmist "Ihre Frau ist hässlich. Lochen Sie mich im Gesicht." 9:51 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to biorhythmist
  6. How do you say "Your wife is ugly. Punch me in face." in German? I'm asking for a friend. 9:36 AM Dec 8th from Brizzly
  7. As God is my waitress, I will never starve again. 9:01 AM Dec 8th from Brizzly
  8. Ask me sexually explicit, sociopathic, random, or otherwise inappropriate questions: http://bit.ly/8MfZ4c 9:00 AM Dec 8th from Brizzly
  9. Has Gary Coleman officially come forward as a Tiger Woods consort yet? 8:51 PM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  10. See @dwineman http://bit.ly/78kzc3 and then @Remiel on "The Favrd Situation" http://bit.ly/65gRQS if you care. 8:05 PM Dec 7th from bit.ly
  11. Lone, visionary executive:"We'll put our balls on the line and try something truly new!" Other executives:"Um no, let's just be Friendster." 10:42 AM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  12. I did this other thing in this other place and it freaked people out and once again I am misunderstood. PS I hate Mondays so hard! 10:03 AM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  13. My wife didn't like it when I smeared Nutella on myself while wanking off to "Vogue". Instead she divorced me and I was thrown out of court. 9:44 AM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  14. I'm so sorry to hear about your kid. That's awful. I'm going through a similar experience right now. I installed that custom bumper myself. 9:44 AM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  15. You want a certificate of authenticity for that vomit? It'll be worth more on eBay that way. Oh, you haven't? Well, take my card then, too. 9:44 AM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  16. If you didn't want me jizzing on your Dunkin Donuts, why'd you order them glazed? I hate working retail. 9:44 AM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  17. I did this thing in this place and it freaked people out and I was all incredulous. 9:25 AM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  18. lunchtime, having a sandwich 9:23 AM Dec 6th from UberTwitter
  19. For hell, Lynchburg VA sure has a lot of Christians. 7:55 AM Dec 6th from UberTwitter
  20. Did you konw if you mix up the lteetrs bteeewn the frist and soecnd lteter of ervey wrod, you wlil sltil be albe to fletale knaorogas? 11:50 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter