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  1. The BART diagram on the back of my Berkeley bike map is hilariously out of date.
  2. @VeryRedBike Indeed. Sorry to hear it.
  3. @VeryRedBike Nah, I just moved it from the fridge to the freezer. What's wrong with your day? :(
  4. @VeryRedBike Were you the last person to put the ice cream away last night?
  5. "I've carried a lot of milk a lot of places."
  6. "It's not on your face, it's on your head! ... the parts that aren't your face!"
  7. "If you're not careful you're going to get it in his face." "Oh, yeah. Jim, don't move."
  8. "I think I'm about an inch taller than you, but it's all forehead."
  9. "I need a rope ladder and a team of analysts!" (I'm not quoting the same person over and over on purpose he just keeps being funny.)
  10. "Oh, NEWT erotica. I thought you said nude erotica."
  11. Belting along with the Beatles and @VeryRedBike. I could do worse, of an evening.
  12. RT @Pogue: "Here's my take on Verizon's astonishingly arrogant response to the FCC... http://bit.ly/6kMiNq" -- I continue avoiding Verizon.
  13. @Pogue I'm sure it DOES cost more to advertise a Blackberry than a little flip phone.
  14. "You know who else liked fruitcake? HITLER."
  15. I've gotten into a routine in Puzzle Pirates: Forage until I have money, play Spades until I don't. Repeat.
  16. There is no such thing as "no food in the fridge." I just made fried rice with meatballs and tomato sauce.
  17. Merry solstice! Welcome back sunlight!
  18. Sleep schedule/time zone wise, I'm on an island off the coast of Brazil. (Took me a while to track down land at the right longitude.)
  19. This is why I love this non-comic. http://xkcdsw.com/1697
  20. @asrabkin Physically or metaphorically lost?