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  1. Now that Hollywood cast Morgan Freeman as Mandela, there's nowhere left for him to go playing Black Men of Dignity. Expect future pratfalls.
  2. @radiomaru Tweenish? Scott Pilgrim is aggressively about early 20s slacker dude issues. Do tweens care about that? (I dunno, they might?)
  3. Sewed a button back on a pea coat. I feel pride, but also shame that I'm so life-skills deficient that sewing a button feels like a big deal
  4. @laurenddddd Goat cheese is also like silk in that it is a luxurious substance to make underpants out of.
  5. @bethdean That just makes you human
  6. Where have you gone, The Propellerheads? A nation mostly doesn't care about you. Woo woo woo.
  7. @craxy That makes sense. If I was a cookie, I'd be pretty angry.
  8. @craxy Bottom row right has got angry eyes, I would be wary of him.
  9. @youngamerican 'RJ' is future hall of famer Randy Johnson, right? Will he be giving a lecture about the time he killed that bird?
  10. Local Favorites for Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania include 'Triumph of the Will', according to Netflix.
  11. @whathappened Link of the Day!
  12. I'm spending more than ever on groceries, but there's almost no food in my house to make a workable dinner. I'm doing something very wrong.
  13. @craxy Once a friend and I got high and carved Junkyard Band song titles into a telephone pole in Boston, but I don't think that counts.
  14. @craxy Has there been any go-go that actually escaped metro DC besides "Da Butt"?
  15. @craxy I feel like the phrase "hyperlocal go-go" is redundant.
  16. @lilostitch Dave skimming over your Tweet: "does anyone feel like woof woofwoofwoof over and over?" Made much more sense on a second read.
  17. New shoes are lookin' fucking sweet, but I might be lurching around like Frankenstein's Monster until I break 'em in.
  18. @whathappened look for the frolicking bear picture in the background (also maxfuncon WOO!)
  19. @rstevens every dong has it's day
  20. @travismorrison Van. Maybe Dusty