reidstott
To the lady who sued her ex-fiance for breach of contract and won $150,000 ... I see a pre-pre-nuptial in your future.
| Say what you want about Obama's politics, but no one has spoken about America with such sincere inspiration since, well, Ronald Reagan. |
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| Spending my day boiling water to make coffee, boiling water to brush teeth, boiling water to cook pasta. Boiling myself would be quicker. |
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| Finally got informed that citizens of DeKalb County should be boiling their water ... about halfway through my second cup of coffee. |
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| In order to get IE to behave, I just added a div named "gimmeafreakinbreak," because it seemed the most semantic thing to name it. |
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| @AtlantaHoopla Some assholes add nothing, but the kind that tell people what they really need to hear is what keeps the world spinning. |
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| Our kitty Leo is apparently receiving signals from Planet Cat that say ... "RUN, NOW! And howl, too! Repeat!" And he's very obedient. |
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| Someday soon, I'm going to have to hire myself to rebuild my web site. But I'm not sure if I can afford me. |
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| @meyerweb If some typosquatter grabs the ".cpm" TLD, they'll have all my typo-surfing business. |
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| Woke up with a ZZTop song in my head. And my pants, too. |
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| Dou I really need to double the amount of flash memory I have for my camera? Again? Yes, I do. |
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| There's one six letter word to describe the way I feel today: Monday. |
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| Monday through Friday had a strong plot, followed by a weak ending. |
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| Today's earlier equation flawed, overruled by new one: Work = Invoices = Income - Bills = Some Small Value of "Fun." |
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| If we take the value for Friday, divide it by 18, and multiply it by July, we discover that Reid really doesn't want to work today. |
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| It's OK to flaunt what Mother Nature gave you before Father Time takes it away. |
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| Thanks to all for the Grandpa 'Gratulations. I am indeed looking forward to it, much more so than turning 50. |
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| Two months ago, I found out I was going to be a grandpa. Yesterday, it was revealed I will be grandfather to a granddaughter. |
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| Seek transgendered metrosexual Republican to mudwrestle me and my blow-up Democratic sex doll. Elections get me hot. No weirdos, please. |
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| My wife found my porno stash. Now she's mad at me. She says I've been bogarting. |
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