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  1. Berlin brothel offers discounts for cyclists (Reuters) : Reuters - A Berlin brothel has come up with a novel w.. http://tinyurl.com/nstprd
  2. Negative ghostrider, the apartment block is full [Cool] - [link] [17 comments] http://ow.ly/15HBtE
  3. Alleged 89-year-old Nazi war criminal John Demjanjuk charged with 27,900 counts of being an accessory to murder, on... http://ow.ly/15HBc5
  4. British man becomes third person gored by raging bull at this years festival, but theres no way hes goin down. He d... http://ow.ly/15HAXp
  5. Study shows alcohol consumption reduces dementia in older people which is strange because it has the opposite effec... http://ow.ly/15HAE8
  6. Toy-gun robber foiled by bat-wielding store worker (AP) : AP - Authorities in south Alabama say a gas station .. http://tinyurl.com/nnz99v
  7. Man tells police the only reason he crashed a wedding, got drunk, hit on one guest and punched out another was beca... http://ow.ly/15HAoQ
  8. WalMart clerk sells you the wrong ammunition. Do you A) Politely ask to exchange it for the right ammo. B) Ask to s... http://ow.ly/15HAfn
  9. Want your wallet back if you lose it? Just keep a picture of your ugly ass baby in it [Interesting] http://ow.ly/15HzTz
  10. Sombrero-wearing Brit beats experienced competitors to become the world peashooting champion. The Sun is there (w/ ... http://ow.ly/15HzyQ
  11. Caption this photo of Obama on the phone [Caption] - [link] [20 comments] http://ow.ly/15Hzqe
  12. If you spray paint swastikas and racist comments on your multi-racial neighbors minivan, dont knock on their door a... http://ow.ly/15Hz4x
  13. Mark Malkoff sets world record for most flights in a month. He would have gone on longer if it wasnt for that screa... http://ow.ly/15HySN
  14. Gun leaps from holster in an attempt to escape bathroom stall, shoots woman in leg [Dumbass] http://ow.ly/15HyJX
  15. Linda the female penguin breaks up homosexual nesting couple at San Francisco Zoo. B*tch [Amusing] http://ow.ly/15HyuA
  16. Boomers have found a new way to screw us... with credit reports [Scary] http://ow.ly/15Hy5F
  17. Joe Jackson makes bid for care of Michaels kids, who are apparently on eBay now [Obvious] http://ow.ly/15HxYP
  18. Israel phone firm's West Bank wall gag fails to amuse (Reuters) : Reuters - A television advert for an Israeli.. http://tinyurl.com/mxbuc6
  19. Obama urges patience on economic stimulus plan, assures everyone, Were printing money as fast as we can [Obvious] http://ow.ly/15HxE1
  20. Israel phone firm's West Bank wall gag fails to amuse (Reuters) : Reuters - A television advert for an Israeli.. http://tinyurl.com/mxbuc6