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  1. That door clearly said "Fart Department" #imtalkingaboutmadmen
  2. "Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans' Day is not." - Kurt Vonnegut (a veteran)
  3. Happy Armistice Day!
  4. I think the phrase "back in the day" should be retired. Pretty freakin' vague! "Well, this was back in the day, one of those decades..."
  5. If nobody else is gonna talk about the elephant in the room then I will. Why can't you put the cursor where you want to on the iPhone?
  6. @ZachWeiner Russian roulette was your best work to-date. It gets better every time.
  7. A cab just drove by with a video screen on top that had Windows error dialogs all over it. Does that ever happen to the JumboTron?
  8. RT @swirlygrrly: "courthouse clerk...summoned 999 Baltimore citizens for jury duty, max. number allowed, & predicted about 1/2 would show"
  9. From today's court transcript: "Your honor, I object to him having a crystal ball!" (sustained)
  10. Supergroup "Monsters of Folk" kicks ass and "Losin' Yo Head" track really rocks.
  11. Everybody knows the Dalai Lama visited Arunachal Pradesh to provoke China and damage China-India ties. Just kidding, that's retarded.
  12. Day 5 of jury duty tomorrow and it's only about half over. When I get called again in 8 years I'll be like "what?! Already?!"
  13. @happymenocal that's better than watching the Ovulation Channel and eating a Bobolink.
  14. Just read Spalding Gray's monologue, "Monster in a Box". Funniest thing I've read in a long time. Now to Netflix "Swimming to Cambodia".
  15. Walking with the baby on the Brooklyn Heights Promenade. Nice day. http://yfrog.com/5i61rxj
  16. Has anyone thought of saying "SUCCEED" all the time when someone does something right? Like "Fezzik SUCCEED!" Or maybe it should be "PASS".
  17. Walking through Times Square at 2 AM for some reason. It's dead. Like Vanilla Sky. http://yfrog.com/05pfznj
  18. @jeremyscahill yes, I just saw that on Monday in Brooklyn! Classic.
  19. @adoor wait, is it the future already where you can die for real in these games?
  20. RT @MMFlint: NJ threw former chairman of GOLDMAN SACHS outta the Governor's chair, not the "Democrat." Why has media missed this message?