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  1. @leahallis I have all wires
  2. first I was happy we were going to see a magician before the movie then I remembered what a magician was. http://twitpic.com/aeos9
  3. Fuck you, Austin parents! The midnight Harry potter is TOO late for your little kids!
  4. Harry Potter and the General's Daughter #harrypottersequels
  5. Midnight Society is hard at work on our newest video sketch. http://twitpic.com/a5twb
  6. "you should ask yourself questions about luck and whether you feel like you have any or not" #1stdraftmovielines
  7. "I'm the president of the world!" #1stdraftmovielines
  8. Bruno was really good, but it didn't beat Borat.
  9. I'm pretty open minded about eating at your desk, but there's a list of foods you should not subject us to. #1 on the list? Buffalo wings
  10. @leahallis Why do you ruin your good days?
  11. No one else at Bill Callahan? Really?
  12. Next year let's just webcast the fireworks and tweet our oohs and ahs It's better for traffic.
  13. Happy dumbest popular American holiday!
  14. I'm willing to sit through Gary Hobbs for Los Krazy Pimps, but he better not join them on stage. http://twitpic.com/97s1x
  15. was just giving a friend shit for actually going to the bank & post office like some kind of sucker. Guess where I just went? Hippocricket
  16. About to start my great American novel. Any suggestions?
  17. @youngamerican ask him how long it took for him to get that level of absurdity into his act. Did he start with a more straight set?
  18. In my building, fire drill means free ice cream after. http://twitpic.com/91sos
  19. Whoa! Someone go help Weezer, they've been band-napped! RT @riverscuomo: 本当のリバースです。
  20. Had dream that a Transformer forced me to paint a fence. Three coats, watch each coat dry. Dream was still more entertaining than the movie