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  1. THE BLOG: Vote for The Regal Seagull, and Save Us From Ourselves http://tinyurl.com/ahqn6g
  2. The Regal Seagull is sad to hear that Holly Mullen has left the City Weekly. That said, we officially invite her to work for us.
  3. And CNN's political commentary is complete now that they've thrown in a Kanye West reference. #nsotu
  4. The best part of listening to long political speeches is listening to political analysts repeat long political speeches. #nsotu
  5. George W. Bush gave a very good State of the Union speech tonight, even if he did look a little different. #nsotu
  6. Wait, it's over? But my giant wad of drug cash hasn't gotten here yet. #nsotu
  7. Hopefully Bruce Springsteen's crotch doesn't run into the camera during THIS half time show. #nsotu
  8. Next, Obama mentions The Regal Seagull's generous donation of free Denny's breakfasts a couple weeks ago. #nsotu
  9. Is it almost time for Beyonce's patriotic music medley? #nsotu
  10. NO torture? None at all? Where's the fun in that? #nsotu
  11. Seriously? That fat guy waited until he was on TELEVISION to shake the hand of the marine sitting next to him? #nsotu
  12. We'd rather the terrorists plotted against Americans from Des Moines. #nsotu
  13. Wait, we're still at war in Iraq?
  14. "If you just find 5 friends to send in a dollar, & they just find 5 friends..." Really, Obama? You sure that's not a pyramid scheme? #nsotu
  15. So we have to build our own cars, pay our own mortgages, and teach our own children? What good is Obama being a Communist, than? #nsotu
  16. Senator Hatch looks like he has something he wants to give President Obama, alright. #nsotu
  17. "Hey McCain, wake up - you're on camera." #nsotu
  18. Healthcare reform cannot wait another year, but if it has to wait until the end of this speech I might be in trouble. #nsotu
  19. Obama just said we'll see a cure for cancer in our lifetime. Is that before or after Apple invents a cloak of invisibility? #nsotu
  20. Not another down payment! Doesn't he know the economy's shot? #nsotu