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  1. konfused by TIGER WOODS kefufel. molesworth 2 is convincd there is a tiger in woods behind skool it hav beedy eyes weedy wiskers ect
  2. Grate Old Custardians #2: KIM PHILBY name skrubbd off debating soc. rekords who would hav thort it he semed so nice
  3. FOOPBALL RESULT: st custards 1 (miss pringle) - beatrice webb skool for GURLS 4 (toynbee, besant, malenkov, matron o.g.)
  4. Grate Old Custardians #1: NOEL COWARD singer of dont lets be beestley to the HUN also famouse for noels funny pfone calls and WONDERWALL
  5. order restord as fulish UKIP leder reveled to be peasons distant UNCLE driven baty by xperences on BURMA RALEWAY chiz
  6. peason canot long remane leder of UKIP for i can confirm he hav recevd cash for KONKERS #skandal
  7. if peason persist with his ukipp nonsense i UTERLY DISKARD him. http://bacn.me/ej7
  8. @timtfj @ewenpearson peason do indede hav face like sqished tomato this ukipp nonsense strane our GRATE FRENDSHIP.
  9. @krishgm trust you will also be arsking the fule PEASON about draging st custards name in MUDD with his weedy JINGOISM
  10. retwete, so sordid it make me shuder @robdalby "News sa yor grate frend Peason hav been elekted leeder of UKIP!"
  11. @Joethepublicist i stand redy to asist. pater need royaltes to help with skool fees ect ect
  12. chefe AILMENTS at st custards: 5) chafing from utilite underwere 4) bery-bery 3) konker elbo 2) gout (masters) 1) nameless DISAFEKTION
  13. all weedy MUSIK riters go to Rekord of the DAY awards e.g. speech da with mrs joyful prize for saing eponnimus ethereal sureal zitgeist ect
  14. after last nites SEANCE f-tomas kontinue to xplor the parranormel he hav bought TWILITE on DVD and pronouns himself the NEW BYRON
  15. hidous being wrethed in EKTOPLASEM rise behind f-tomas & ouiuiuja board it is molesworth 2 who hav been at masters SHAVING KREAM
  16. SPEKE, SPEKTOR! with grim determinnasion f-tomas move PLANCHET (grammer) around ouiuja bord it spell Y.O.U.A.R.E.A.G.R.A.T.E.W.E.E.D.
  17. retwete @weesimon I thought f-tomas too much of a WET & a WEED to dabble with the OKULT. "hello clouds, hello sky, hello soles of the unded"
  18. @gilescoren are you prepparing another st custards midnite FEAST? we hav had worse you kno
  19. f-tomas sit at ouiuja board role his eyes & GRIMASE o speke thou GRATE BEYOND he moan wot shall be our fate & who will win X FAKTOR?
  20. darkness setel on dorm. fotherington-tomas produse OUIUJA BOARD o molesworth 1 he sa do you yern to kno that wich is beyond our KEN?