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You know what I think I'm done with? Twitter. Namaste y'all, it's been fun!6:19 AM Apr 13th from twhirl
@escapetochengdu @elgreg: The scary part: somewhere out there, a designer is still angry that the heads came down.7:43 AM Apr 2nd from twhirl in reply to escapetochengdu
PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY: http://is.gd/qjtY7:33 AM Apr 2nd from twhirl
@escapetochengdu NONSENSE! You just need to learn how to do it the Web 2.0 way: http://is.gd/qjlZ7:21 AM Apr 2nd from twhirl in reply to escapetochengdu
ANSWER: LEATHER CHAPS. http://is.gd/qcc86:05 AM Apr 2nd from twhirl
@DJStylus IE6 users aren't assholes. Their IT departments, on the other hand...5:35 AM Apr 2nd from twhirl in reply to DJStylus
Worried that you're not a big enough asshole? Now there's software that can help! http://is.gd/qhlS5:27 AM Apr 2nd from twhirl
@daveweigel Cop Rock?!? IF I CATCH YOU HATING ON KINGS AGAIN I WILL CUT YOU.1:20 PM Apr 1st from twhirl in reply to daveweigel
JOE THE PLUMBER IS NOT STUPID! He just appears that way every time he opens his mouth. http://is.gd/q89T12:49 PM Apr 1st from twhirl
I BLAME BARACK OBAMA10:09 AM Apr 1st from twhirl
WHY IS MY KEYBOARD STUCK ON CAPS LOCK10:07 AM Apr 1st from twhirl
SHUT UP SHUT UP WE WON SURGE WORKED CAN'T HEAR YOU SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUP http://is.gd/pXUe7:43 AM Apr 1st from twhirl
WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES YOUR DETERGENT WILL BE FIRST AGAINST THE WALL: http://is.gd/q6jh7:17 AM Apr 1st from twhirl
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT -- THE END OF ANONYMITY -- MEET THE MAN BEHIND RED WHITE & NEWS: http://is.gd/nd8F5:29 AM Apr 1st from twhirl
GOD BLESS AMERICA: http://is.gd/q3Fr5:26 AM Apr 1st from twhirl
Sleep tight, D.C.! http://is.gd/pT0h Eh, some religious nutbar living in a cave on the other side of the world can't hurt us! RIGHT?8:24 AM Mar 31st from twhirl
SEPARATE BUT EQUAL: http://is.gd/pNvS8:21 AM Mar 31st from twhirl
OR tell the author of the TIME.com article directly @JNSMALL. BE POLITE PEOPLE! MY pitchfork-wielding mobs are ALWAYS POLITE.6:30 AM Mar 31st from twhirl
ACTION ALERT! Help the media suck less - go tell this TIME.com comment thread about RED WHITE & NEWS: http://is.gd/pRAJ6:28 AM Mar 31st from twhirl
AMERICA, MEET YOUR NEXT BEST PICTURE WINNER: http://is.gd/pRnp A Best Picture with no retarded people or Holocaust? NOW THAT'S A MIRACLE!6:12 AM Mar 31st from twhirl

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