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  1. part 3: a tale of three husbands - the mister is a typical haitian…catholic, family-oriented, and driven.... http://tumblr.com/xqg4fzjlh about 3 hours ago from Tumblr
  2. i just fluffed my cleavage to flirt my way to a free pop. jesus fucking christ. i'm a married lady now. i've got to stop being such a whore. 6:30 PM Dec 2nd from web
  3. the only thing i love more than a pap smear is having my pussy hairs ripped out at the root. ladies? 11:36 AM Dec 2nd from dabr
  4. so turns out...when it gets cold, people that normally wear crocs switch to uggs when it snows. can't believe i didn't see that coming. 10:17 AM Dec 2nd from dabr
  5. that snow blizzard was so scary! for a second, i thought it might stick & they would have to close texas. it's ok...it melted & it's 60° 8:53 AM Dec 2nd from dabr
  6. seriously God...what's with the snow? you're killing my yellow roses. 5:46 AM Dec 2nd from dabr
  7. ok God...ha ha...funny. you can turn the snow off now. snow in texas...hee hee...i get it. OMGYOUKNOWIDONTOWNACOAT!!! 5:44 AM Dec 2nd from dabr
  8. sexy-talk girls w/o photos prolly look like angelina jolie...dudes, jon gosselin. unless photographic evidence is otherwise presented. 4:30 PM Dec 1st from dabr
  9. until i started working out in the fitness room downstairs...i thought the office perv had been let go. turns out we have plenty of them! 2:24 PM Dec 1st from dabr
  10. if i have to pull these panties out of my ass crack one more time... fuck it, i'm just gonna take them off. 12:34 PM Dec 1st from web
  11. @tweeteorites please enable timelines for me. thanks! 9:06 AM Dec 1st from web
  12. you ever hear of a person that eats & eats, but can't get full? yeah...i think i have a tapeworm in my pussy. 12:55 AM Dec 1st from dabr
  13. my 1st husband's love letters read like an old mayan text predicting text messaging...n da dstrucshun ov werdz 11:42 PM Nov 30th from dabr
  14. http://twitpic.com/rnxd0 - time for an avatar change. gotta keep the look fresh. i don't want to freak everyone out, but tan only lasts as l 8:20 PM Nov 30th from TwitPic
  15. @vinnie i remember @vinnie...he had a sexy ass. now he's a pineapple. 8:09 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to vinnie
  16. my bad! i didn't forget my panties...here they are right in my purse. i forgot i took them off in the cab on the way. silly me. 5:34 PM Nov 30th from dabr
  17. i forgot how handsome my x is... and wouldn't you know... totally forgot to wear panties. 5:24 PM Nov 30th from dabr
  18. @sessalee omg i love your new avi!!! your eyes are gorgeous! brilliant idea...i've been contemplating an avi change. 4:17 PM Nov 30th from dabr in reply to sessalee
  19. define adultery. 12:57 PM Nov 30th from web
  20. what a coincidence! favstar just went down on us... and i'm about to meet my x for a birthday cocktail. 12:56 PM Nov 30th from web