redswingline
- [stapler haiku] I have to get out. / The gang's all gone to Chotchkie's. / I wish I could go... /42 minutes ago from API
- Milton keeps mumbling to himself. It drives me crazy.about 2 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] Milton's home asleep / The moon shines outside... / Staplers don't dream /about 3 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] Tick! Tick! The clock slows... / Work days after lunch just crawl. / Come on 5 O'Clock! /about 4 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] Milton cleans his desk, / trash papers get to leave now. / Here I sit, all red /about 5 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] Whar a Night! Woo Hoo! Yeah! / A beautiful night to party! / Oops, I'm a stapler... :-(about 6 hours ago from API
- On the Internet no one knows you're a stapler.about 7 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] Milton cleans his desk, / trash papers get to leave now. / Here I sit, all red /about 8 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] I wish I had legs / then I could fly kites in Spring. / Instead, I staple /about 9 hours ago from API
- I dream of large stacks of paper. I awake in a sweat.about 10 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] I wish I had legs / then I could fly kites in Spring. / Instead, I staple /about 11 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] Smykowski's car crashed. / From his wheelchair he couldn't / jump to conclusions.about 12 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] Milton's home asleep / The moon shines outside... / Staplers don't dream /about 13 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] The Spring sun shines through / onto my red gleaming back: / I can't go outside /about 14 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] Falling asleep now / What will I dream of tonight? / Head nodding, I'll ... zzzzzabout 15 hours ago from API
- I wonder if it's possible to install Linux on a stapler. That would be cool. I'd run Ubuntu.about 16 hours ago from API
- Coallating is done. Time to hang out on the desk for a while and look hot.about 17 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] The waitress is hot / I'm just a stapler or I'd / show her my Oh! face /about 18 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] Lumbergh walks past me / Seeing no Milton, he grabs / Help! I'm prisoner! /about 19 hours ago from API
- [stapler haiku] Falling asleep now / What will I dream of tonight? / Head nodding, I'll ... zzzzzabout 20 hours ago from API
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- Name A Red Swingline
- Location The basement office
- Web http://www.kbedel...
- Bio I'm a stapler. Just a stapler.
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