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[stapler haiku] Milton's home asleep / The moon shines outside... / Staplers don't dream / 35 minutes ago from API
Look at you with you're little fingers typing. You are not red like me! You are not a stapler! about 2 hours ago from API
Now at : / about 3 hours ago from API
I have to say. I look good in red. about 4 hours ago from API
I wonder if it's possible to install Linux on a stapler. That would be cool. I'd run Ubuntu. about 5 hours ago from API
Whee! Coallating time! about 7 hours ago from API
[stapler haiku] I have to get out. / The gang's all gone to Chotchkie's. / I wish I could go... / about 8 hours ago from API
[stapler haiku] Lumbergh is an ass. / Stands there with his coffee cup / I'll staple his balls. about 9 hours ago from API
[stapler haiku] Getting near the end / of the day's long staple orgy. / My red spine is tired. / about 10 hours ago from API
[stapler haiku] The Spring sun shines through / onto my red gleaming back: / I can't go outside / about 13 hours ago from API
[stapler haiku] Milton's home asleep / The moon shines outside... / Staplers don't dream / about 14 hours ago from API
[stapler haiku] The waitress is hot / I'm just a stapler or I'd / show her my Oh! face / about 15 hours ago from API
The office is dark after everyone leaves. Milton never cleans is desk -- it's piled with papers and candy wrappers. I hate this place. about 16 hours ago from API
I controlled Milton's mind. It was me that set the fire. about 17 hours ago from API
[stapler haiku] TPS reports / wrong. No cover sheet? Oh! Yes, / I have the memo / about 18 hours ago from API
Ladies - Define yourself not through your man. Define yourself through your stapler. about 19 hours ago from API
[stapler haiku] Tick! Tick! The clock slows... / Work days after lunch just crawl. / Come on 5 O'Clock! / about 21 hours ago from API
Milton did it. I made him do it. about 23 hours ago from API
[stapler haiku] Milton cleans his desk, / trash papers get to leave now. / Here I sit, all red / about 24 hours ago from API
Anyone have staple refills? I'm running low. 2:07 PM Nov 24th from API