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  1. [stapler haiku] I have to get out. / The gang's all gone to Chotchkie's. / I wish I could go... /
  2. Milton keeps mumbling to himself. It drives me crazy.
  3. [stapler haiku] Milton's home asleep / The moon shines outside... / Staplers don't dream /
  4. [stapler haiku] Tick! Tick! The clock slows... / Work days after lunch just crawl. / Come on 5 O'Clock! /
  5. [stapler haiku] Milton cleans his desk, / trash papers get to leave now. / Here I sit, all red /
  6. [stapler haiku] Whar a Night! Woo Hoo! Yeah! / A beautiful night to party! / Oops, I'm a stapler... :-(
  7. On the Internet no one knows you're a stapler.
  8. [stapler haiku] Milton cleans his desk, / trash papers get to leave now. / Here I sit, all red /
  9. [stapler haiku] I wish I had legs / then I could fly kites in Spring. / Instead, I staple /
  10. I dream of large stacks of paper. I awake in a sweat.
  11. [stapler haiku] I wish I had legs / then I could fly kites in Spring. / Instead, I staple /
  12. [stapler haiku] Smykowski's car crashed. / From his wheelchair he couldn't / jump to conclusions.
  13. [stapler haiku] Milton's home asleep / The moon shines outside... / Staplers don't dream /
  14. [stapler haiku] The Spring sun shines through / onto my red gleaming back: / I can't go outside /
  15. [stapler haiku] Falling asleep now / What will I dream of tonight? / Head nodding, I'll ... zzzzz
  16. I wonder if it's possible to install Linux on a stapler. That would be cool. I'd run Ubuntu.
  17. Coallating is done. Time to hang out on the desk for a while and look hot.
  18. [stapler haiku] The waitress is hot / I'm just a stapler or I'd / show her my Oh! face /
  19. [stapler haiku] Lumbergh walks past me / Seeing no Milton, he grabs / Help! I'm prisoner! /
  20. [stapler haiku] Falling asleep now / What will I dream of tonight? / Head nodding, I'll ... zzzzz