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  1. @redsoxnation80 Shhhh. Don't let your silly things like "logic" and "facts" get in the way of my mob mentality!
  2. Bay signs for $6 mil & 0 contract years over the #redsox offer? Ignore the pitchforks and torches on your way out of Boston, pal.
  3. Jason Bay, welcome to the Titanic. I mean the Knicks. I mean the Mets. #redsox #mets
  4. And a Merry Christmas, by the way, to my followers and friends.
  5. My mom just asked if Brian Scalabrine dyed his hair "so that he could look more festive for Christmas." Sigh. #celtics #magic #nba
  6. @SJFProj Oh, Uncle Arne. I just saw the pic of Ben, Greg, Tony, and Anthony and I cried. Merry Christmas.
  7. I just checked the #nfl rules, because I didn't think it was possible, but apparently someone DOES have to win the #Chiefs vs #Browns game.
  8. And while I'm at it? I'll now say my thank-you to Mike Lowell IN PERSON at Spring Training rather than at the Rangers' opener.
  9. @PatsExaminer I'll be poppin' in my DVD of that like I be poppin' my collar as soon as I get done crying.
  10. The bad news? Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS is on MLB Network. The good news? I was planning on drinking and crying tonight, anyway. #redsox
  11. @davidwells @mdwall Thanks for the thoughts, guys. I'd like to thank the SI Vault for making this awesome BG possible.
  12. The big sticking point in the Jason Bay/#RedSox negotiations? His request for all locker room Gatorade to be replaced with maple syrup.
  13. @alexquigley Milton Bradley is the Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez of the MLB.
  14. @sportsguy33 Bill, if that weren't in a venerated paper, I'd believe that it was written by Scott Boras on day four of a coke binge.
  15. In news that surprises no one, Jason Bay NOT names TIME magazine's PERSON OF THE YEAR. #redsox
  16. @redsoxbugsy @farfromfinished The new theme for jokes this season? John Lackey and Phil Mickelson: Separated at birth.
  17. The #RedSox sign 37 year-old OF Mike Cameron to a two-year deal. You'll remember Cameron from when he played with Methuselah in AA ball.
  18. @Chipper19 Back then I saw Bay as more "Girl at the End of the Bar Whom I Shouldn't Bother Hitting On." Now my heart's broke & I'm hungover.
  19. You know, I've watched Jason Bay for some time now, and he never looked like the "cocktease at last call" type to me. Until now. #redsox
  20. @IanMBrowne Oh, come on, Ian, wasn't an all-expenses-paid trip to tropical Indianapolis in mid-December well worth missing all this?