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http://twitpic.com/9uwvn I miss grabbing boobs. But I'm kinda hoping now that I'm home someone *cough*Boo*cough* may grab mine.#momroadtripabout 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
I am home. Had dinner with my family. Being surrounded by kissable children softens the blow from missing @herbadmother & @motherbumperabout 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
Awwww. My husband surprised me at the airport and he brought his hot friend Mack, the hot Canadian hero with him. I feel spoiled with love.about 13 hours ago from TwitterBerry
I couldn't get a better angled shot of the pink hat. It is tucked under the seat. When we land I will try to get a better one.about 14 hours ago from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/9u0n4 - The dumbass pink cowboy hat that only strippers or six year olds should wear. #ihatewannabecowgirlsabout 15 hours ago from TwitPic
The chick sitting next to me on the plane is wearing a pink cowboy hat. On behalf of all ranchers and cowboys I want to smack her for it.about 15 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Bunch of bozos at the Calgary airport. I must be cranky cuz I'm not even checking out their asses.about 15 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Made it to Calgary in one piece. I hate Calgary. Mostly because I loathe their hockey and football teams. I'm sure Calgarians are lovely.about 15 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Well at least the pilot looks competent. That is important right?about 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Just realized it will take me as long to fly home one province over as it takes me to fly across the country. Cept I'm flying in a small boxabout 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
@QueenofSpain okay you win. I am in the desert surrounded by mountains and this airport may be *slightly* bigger than that.about 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Just saw the aircraft I am supposed to entrust my life on. Picture a sardine can with wings. This should be interesting. #momroadtripabout 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
@aaronvest I cannot imagine that possibility. Am in rural BC and feel like I am at the end of the world.about 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Sitting in the world's smallest airport. I will never complain about how small Edmonton's airport is ever again. #momroadtripabout 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
I have to go potty so damn bad I am scared my battered bladder may pop like the water balloons I used to hurl at my big brother's head.about 18 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Leaving @herbadmother's family and heading back home to my redneck clan. I've reached the end of the road for the #momroadtrip *sob*about 19 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Nothing sadder than talking about death with a nine year old who is dying. My heart hurts.about 20 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Hey, hey, it's your birthday! Can everyone please wish my best friend @backpackingdad a happy birthday. His ego requires a little stroking.about 21 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Sitting on a patio with @herbadmother's parents watching the children run wild in the garden. Life is pretty sweet right now. #momroadtripabout 21 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Have just learned Micheal Landon was gay. A chidhood crush has just been shattered thanks to @herbadmother's inane pop culture knowledge.8:46 PM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry