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  1. @Microblogology oh honey. I am totally delusional. Tis grand, really.
  2. Being talked into adopting another child with disabilities. It isn't really a hard sell. Already eyeing a specific child.
  3. May have found a nursing solution to my lack of childcare problem for BlogHer. Maybe. Then again I may have to just stay up North. Damn.
  4. Oh hello North West Territories. Nice to see you. Where is Santa hiding?
  5. Getting ready for a six hour drive with three kids. Headed up to the arctic. If you need me call Santa. He's my neighbour.
  6. Life was just made miserable. Babysitter for Blogher just backed out leaving me with a severly disabled kid and no one to watch him.
  7. Wedding reception at the neighbours house. They hired an orchestra. Sitting outside with my wine, enjoying nature and live classical music.
  8. Husband is having a boy's night out. I'm having a girl's night out. With a bottle of wine and a trashy novel. I think he wins this round.
  9. I may wanna rethink trying to teach my son to cook. Burnt eggs yesterday and boxed mac an cheese today. Yum.
  10. Can everyone please wish my best friend @motherbumper a.k.a. the Gopher a happy 4-0 birthday? I love you chicklet.
  11. @swtlyevil @swtlyevil Come to my panel at Blogher. I'll make sure it's on the agenda. Wink.
  12. Guess who sweet talked the shop manager into coming in on his day off to release my SUV? That's right baby.Me. I purred for him on the phone
  13. @aaronvest OH. My sympathies dude. You win the suckitude fest for today. Want me to tell you a dirty joke to entertain you?
  14. Would be nice to you know, pick it up and bring it home. So I could DRIVE it.
  15. My vandalized vehicle has finally been repaired. Except they're closed for the weekend. FUCK.
  16. I'm getting my bush munched today. Sadly that isn't as fun as it sounds.
  17. @Maria0305 @judithshakes rocks. I don't think I'll ever use another blog designer again. She's the bomb diggety.
  18. My children are trying to convince me to go skinny dipping in the pool. I am seriously considering it.
  19. @PetCobra You are making me thirsty with your Lager talk. Stop it man.
  20. Oh yummy. Burnt rubbery eggs for supper. Just what I wanted Frac. You're a good boy. Nom, nom, nom.