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  1. Attn Flu Shot: please leave my right arm and disperse through the rest of my body so that I can lift said arm again. Disperse! 8:01 AM Nov 19th from web
  2. Up to a bag of satsumas per day and still going strong! 8:39 AM Nov 11th from web
  3. Craving proscuitto and missing the days when I worked with a meat slicer. 9:59 AM Oct 28th from web
  4. Addicted to the en dash! Can't stop won't stop. 1:54 PM Aug 27th from web
  5. @pascallelyon I did too! 11:09 AM Aug 11th from web in reply to pascallelyon
  6. Have had to use my tide stain pen thrice today and it's not even 1:00. 11:08 AM Aug 11th from web
  7. Vote for Diego!!! http://bit.ly/IzES6 12:33 PM Aug 10th from web
  8. Just issued a possible third degree burn to my nether region in a tea-making mishap. 1:17 PM Jul 24th from web
  9. Wondering how much Te-Eva's soul food stand is on the market for..... 1:06 PM Jul 20th from web
  10. Wondering what about my internet usage makes me prone to "Warren Buffet Sex Tape" spam. 6:14 AM Jul 13th from web
  11. Does buying home improvement magazines count as home improvement? 11:28 AM Jun 30th from web
  12. Moving from an office to a cubicle. Boo. No more blow drying hair while sitting at desk. 5:40 AM Jun 26th from web
  13. May never leave the air-conditioned confines of my office again. http://bit.ly/cMrVz 10:54 AM Jun 23rd from web
  14. Someone I work with called me mean. I took it as a compliment. 1:27 PM Jun 18th from web
  15. New favorite song: Jazzman by Martin Simpson 7:37 AM Jun 16th from web
  16. Icky lunch at ninja sushi 12:11 PM Jun 12th from web
  17. Considering joining a mac n cheese of the month club. 7:07 AM Jun 12th from web
  18. A flax seed just flew out of my keyboard. I'm so healthy. 11:42 AM Jun 10th from web
  19. Pacalleylon: Yes, Kitchen Aid. Blue. It's a thing of beauty. 11:42 AM Jun 10th from web
  20. Swooning over my new electric mixer. 11:12 AM Jun 9th from web