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  1. Oh no! Floaters can barely see to type. I pray sleep comes fast to avoid the migraine that is on thr way
  2. I can't believe there are Christmas commercials and decorations up already.
  3. BGR - FAIL: http://bit.ly/1OH639
  4. Whoa! Someone over did it with the lysol in the bathroom. The poop smell, probably, would have dissipated faster.
  5. Is it Friday yet?
  6. Bar Hopping about to begin/ Wahoo! http://trunc.it/31lfv
  7. Comparing Christmas to blowjobs... http://bit.ly/1LQkyc Love it!
  8. Oh No! I ate too much. This is gonna hurt
  9. Brain is getting fried in this class. Need a massage to release my tension.
  10. Starbucks has the RED Cups!!! YAY!!!
  11. RT @brianvosburgh: It takes the gift of being a parent to trully appreciate the fact that we've survived this long as a species...
  12. @brianvosburgh Happy Birthday Gracie!!
  13. I went out last night and bought a treadmill. Will be delivered Saturday. Sweet!!!!
  14. So happy Mini Red can walk to the bus stop and it isn't dark anymore.
  15. Whined for six months and finally got help bringing the free treadmill in my basement. It worked once and died.
  16. @vhmprincess I have a client who"s first name is Princess. I thought that was so odd but she is such a cool person. She calls me Sistah K.
  17. RT @secrettweet: 57336 I just masturbated in a Starbucks bathroom, bought a latte, and left.
  18. Just walked into El Pollo Rico and getting a lot of stares Maybe it's my muddy boots???
  19. I honestly don't know how anyone could drop a turd in port-a-potty.
  20. Yay! Heading home early! No snot sniffing chick. I lucked out... Fireman