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  1. In case you didn't know I'm hosting Scare Tactics tonight on Syfy. Check it out. And thanks all for checkin me out at Carnegie Hall.
  2. Just got off the phone with puff daddy wishing him a happy birthday
  3. to all my ladies come see traylay and all my dudes come see tray bags
  4. I'm doing stand up this Friday at Carnegie Hall. Come check me out...I'm going raw dog on this one.
  5. At Yankee Stadium chillin with Harry Bellafonte
  6. For $15 I'll induce your labor
  7. having a cheeseburger delux and diet coke at 9am - breakfast of champions
  8. Come holler at me tomorrow night 7pm in harlem HUE MAN BOOK STORE.
  9. Check out my story I'm THE NEW BLACK, its out today!
  10. 30 ROCK rocks- Stay tuned. You ain’t seen nothing yet.
  11. siting here watching vh1 hiphop honors. that Tracy Morgan is a funny mother fucker.
  12. It don't matter who you be just be for real if you want to fuck with Tracy Morgan. Bout to do a show at Penn St. Check me out.
  13. Fuck that. Express yourself.
  14. I want everyone to urge The Roots to remake "Soul Makossa" and I also want to urge Keyshia Coles to remake "I Just Got to be Free."
  15. World Be Free. Oh Yeah, Evil Knievel's my biological father.
  16. Just got in the house. Feeling tired from working 30 Rock. Getting ready to crash. Good night my loves.
  17. Im a good parent so ill induce the labor
  18. The wait is over! The black Svengali has arrived! I'm on the street turning good girls bad and getting them pregnant!!!
  19. my dickhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my dick is so fat it looks like r2d2.
  20. Welcome To Tracy Morgans World...