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  1. Who has two thumbs and hopes she never gets tired of the "who has two thumbs" joke?
  2. I often mistype Saturday as "Satyrday." Makes me grin every time.
  3. Seriously, being listed is like being picked first for the team. It always makes me feel totally badass. Thanks, @MinnieModern!
  4. I got two words for you, bub. WITCH'S. TIT.
  5. One half of the fuckin' Flash Girls (The @FabulousLorrain, duh) just responded to my Twit. Yes, I'm geeked; what do you want from me?
  6. It seems that hot cocoa and The Thin Man Goes Home make a reasonable balm for heartache. I'll take it.
  7. Any y'all know an awesome Jewish musician who needs press? I'm short one for my next Jew-ish.com column. They needn't be particularly Jewy.
  8. @fabulouslorrain I just snogged Madame de Pompadour!
  9. Shot down, shot down; it's just such a shame. I think I am losing this game.
  10. @williambgoss But she regularly hates on the dreaded cupcake cakes, as they're usually horrible. Those might blow her mind. #babyfishmouth
  11. @williambgoss Dude, send that to CakeWrecks. Uh, and #babyfishmouth
  12. #babyfishmouth is sweeping the nation, you guys. @WilliamBGoss says so, and @WilliamBGoss knows.
  13. Karaoke: "Anarchy in the UK" (meh), "First of May" (the geeks loved it), & "Take Me or Leave Me" w/ Annie (brought the fucking house down).
  14. Jesus, doesn't ANY karaoke bar have The Beatles' "Two of Us"? I know the harmony and everything...
  15. Last night I got "You're a much better lead than you think you are." Best dance compliment ever!
  16. Saying goodbye to a great dancer who's leaving us for Japan was bitter, but damn, I had some sweet dances. Bluesing to Jimmy Eat World = <3
  17. RT @markgrowden: Playing a show in Los Angeles, CA at 8:00 PM today at Universal Bar and Grill http://bit.ly/p7Fxj
  18. Reviewing a West Philly rapper called The Last Emperor for one of my clients. I keep saying "Bertolucci" and giggling. #itsaBloomthing
  19. 26 dancers crammed into five booths, 17 cups of cocoa, four bowls of whipped cream, and one cuddle pile. I love the blues scene.
  20. Fucking Killer Diller. Underground is a taco party tonight. Meh. #itsnotacodeitsjustthebluesscene