realsarahalyse
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Who has two thumbs and hopes she never gets tired of the "who has two thumbs" joke?
25 minutes ago
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I often mistype Saturday as "Satyrday." Makes me grin every time.
39 minutes ago
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Seriously, being listed is like being picked first for the team. It always makes me feel totally badass. Thanks, @!
about 1 hour ago
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I got two words for you, bub. WITCH'S. TIT.
about 13 hours ago
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One half of the fuckin' Flash Girls (The @, duh) just responded to my Twit. Yes, I'm geeked; what do you want from me?
about 13 hours ago
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It seems that hot cocoa and The Thin Man Goes Home make a reasonable balm for heartache. I'll take it.
about 13 hours ago
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Any y'all know an awesome Jewish musician who needs press? I'm short one for my next Jew-ish.com column. They needn't be particularly Jewy.
about 16 hours ago
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@ I just snogged Madame de Pompadour!
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to fabulouslorrain
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Shot down, shot down; it's just such a shame. I think I am losing this game.
about 17 hours ago
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@ But she regularly hates on the dreaded cupcake cakes, as they're usually horrible. Those might blow her mind.
4:56 PM Dec 8th
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in reply to williambgoss
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@ Dude, send that to CakeWrecks. Uh, and
4:00 PM Dec 8th
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in reply to williambgoss
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is sweeping the nation, you guys. @ says so, and @ knows.
3:57 PM Dec 8th
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Karaoke: "Anarchy in the UK" (meh), "First of May" (the geeks loved it), & "Take Me or Leave Me" w/ Annie (brought the fucking house down).
1:35 AM Dec 8th
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Jesus, doesn't ANY karaoke bar have The Beatles' "Two of Us"? I know the harmony and everything...
9:25 PM Dec 7th
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Last night I got "You're a much better lead than you think you are." Best dance compliment ever!
10:27 AM Dec 7th
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Saying goodbye to a great dancer who's leaving us for Japan was bitter, but damn, I had some sweet dances. Bluesing to Jimmy Eat World = <3
2:21 AM Dec 7th
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RT @: Playing a show in Los Angeles, CA at 8:00 PM today at Universal Bar and Grill
2:54 PM Dec 5th
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Reviewing a West Philly rapper called The Last Emperor for one of my clients. I keep saying "Bertolucci" and giggling.
2:30 PM Dec 5th
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26 dancers crammed into five booths, 17 cups of cocoa, four bowls of whipped cream, and one cuddle pile. I love the blues scene.
2:19 AM Dec 5th
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Fucking Killer Diller. Underground is a taco party tonight. Meh.
11:14 PM Dec 4th
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- Name Sarah Shay
- Location Seattle
- Web http://www.sarahs...
- Bio Rock journalist, urban fantasy fictionaire, and girl-about-town.
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