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  1. ozzys DVD nobleism is availble in shops you don't have to wait and all live dates will be on sale by the end of the week no news on Uk yet about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Umbongo umbongo they drink it in zaire doesn't work. that's why they changed there name FACT about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. RT@chrisnumber9 are you going out there to do an umbongo advert? Yes they drink it in the Congo. civil war started over intro of ki ora about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Keep the place tidy while I am away. Come up with more nonsense and mischeif and we will get cracking again on my return. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. I am off to lay traps for Bono.big pile of sunglasses under an anvil should do it. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. Hey I am going to be off the map for this week. I will try and tweet but in Africa in middle of nowhere so no Internet maybe. back fri about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. RT @Bodhan: @realrossnoble Maybe he COULDN'T talk? Huh, how do you feel now? sorry mute cabbie 4:00 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  8. Tipped cab driver nicely never said thanks. he's a dick his wife is ugly and his mothers a whore.some people are so rude! 1:50 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  9. RT @BofferMinx: @realrossnoble for your followers more than you Ross :) http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music... I am waving now 6:21 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  10. About to be on bbc 6 with danny Wallace in about 1min 6:04 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  11. Yes I will be on tour in Oz next year ticket master for details. Uk dates up in the air at the moment,really hard booking gigs on airships. 4:44 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  12. RT @GrahamYapp: @realrossnoble Saw him in the Isle of Dogs running the London Marathon in the mid 1980s - is that (cont) http://tl.gd/10ok8 2:03 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  13. When we find him modern laws stop us burning him at the steak.we will need a chef at dinner time to burn his steak.hope he's not a veggie 2:01 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  14. It's on I am the witchell finder general have you spyed BBC royal botherer nicolas witchell ? 1:55 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  15. RT @Leedower: @realrossnoble may I suggest using your twitfluence to organise the masses to hunt down nicolas witchell a mass witchell hunt 1:51 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  16. Sorry overseas people loose women is a brit tv show. some of you thought I was trying to hunt hookers not today wrong shoes on for that 7:16 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  17. If we all do it. it will mess with their concept of space and time.have you spotted one of the loose women,I am sure we can track them down 6:35 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  18. If you see one of the loose women go up and ask" do you have the time my watch for some reason stops working on a"then say the day it is 6:30 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  19. @BarnsleyDaft: @realrossnoble can I throw sause sachets at them? No but try and slip a sachet into there open pockets. 6:11 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  20. hitting jane macdonld in the face with sporks and Spatulas would take her by surprise but it is wrong.now lesile garrett with a ladle 7:36 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie