realnickgriffin
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
2:51 PM Oct 22nd
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look, i'm not against *all* racial mixing. for instance, i have a lot of Pole in me. other nights, it's a bit of Turk.
2:48 PM Oct 22nd
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in fact i wasn't smiling. European law prevents me from autonomously controlling the muscles in my own face, neck and larynx.
2:44 PM Oct 22nd
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i'm smiling because i've got a scotch egg in my jacket pocket.
2:43 PM Oct 22nd
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i'm almost totally not a Nazi and i pretty much never have been.
2:42 PM Oct 22nd
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did I say he was in the RAF? i meant the RAC. oh well, you get the gist.
2:41 PM Oct 22nd
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i'm going to be sick
2:38 PM Oct 22nd
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wait a minute...what's going on here? this isn't A Question Of Sport! Dimbleby? what the...? oh gash! i'm done for.
2:36 PM Oct 22nd
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getting peckish. i've got a scotch egg in my jacket pocket. do you think anyone will mind if i just...shit, SHIT! i'm on!!
2:35 PM Oct 22nd
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this'll be a doddle.
2:26 PM Oct 22nd
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i've got a good feeling about tonight!
12:47 PM Oct 22nd
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we are honoured: (via @)
12:02 PM Oct 22nd
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your bonk-eyed, windsock-sphinctered Fuhrer topped 3,000 followers today - thank you all. seig heil, racist spunks etc.
12:01 PM Oct 22nd
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not long now until my big moment. this is it - the realisation of a dream. A Question Of Sport here i come!
11:46 AM Oct 22nd
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Oh, and I shat in his bin. BBC security have shown me the "yellow card".
8:32 AM Oct 22nd
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Wogan walked in on my hand-shandy. If I'm honest, I think there's a part of me that wanted this to happen.
8:28 AM Oct 22nd
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The prospect of @'s nipple tassles has got me stiff as a fire-rod. Sneaking into (Marxist cheerleader) Wogan's office to rub one out
7:46 AM Oct 22nd
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@ leaving me with 10% of the TV watching electorate on our side? I like those numbers!
7:22 AM Oct 22nd
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Keep getting texts from Mark Collett. It seems he's *desperate* to get backstage on the set of Lazytown. Creepy little fucker!
6:58 AM Oct 22nd
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I'm hoping they'll edit that bit out before transmission.
6:44 AM Oct 22nd
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- Name Real Nick Griffin
- Location Brussels
- Bio Your democratically elected, indigenous, bonk-eyed representitive. I'm a danger to others and a national fucking disgrace.
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