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  1. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
  2. look, i'm not against *all* racial mixing. for instance, i have a lot of Pole in me. other nights, it's a bit of Turk. #bbcqt
  3. in fact i wasn't smiling. European law prevents me from autonomously controlling the muscles in my own face, neck and larynx. #bbcqt
  4. i'm smiling because i've got a scotch egg in my jacket pocket. #bbcqt
  5. i'm almost totally not a Nazi and i pretty much never have been. http://twitpic.com/mhps6 #bbcqt
  6. did I say he was in the RAF? i meant the RAC. oh well, you get the gist. #bbcqt
  7. i'm going to be sick #bbcqt
  8. wait a minute...what's going on here? this isn't A Question Of Sport! Dimbleby? what the...? oh gash! i'm done for. #bbcqt
  9. getting peckish. i've got a scotch egg in my jacket pocket. do you think anyone will mind if i just...shit, SHIT! i'm on!! #bbcqt
  10. this'll be a doddle. #bbcqt
  11. i've got a good feeling about tonight! #bbcqt
  12. we are honoured: http://www.twitpic.com/k3auq (via @maggie_thatcher) #bbcqt
  13. your bonk-eyed, windsock-sphinctered Fuhrer topped 3,000 followers today - thank you all. seig heil, racist spunks etc.
  14. not long now until my big moment. this is it - the realisation of a dream. A Question Of Sport here i come! #bbcqt
  15. Oh, and I shat in his bin. BBC security have shown me the "yellow card".
  16. Wogan walked in on my hand-shandy. If I'm honest, I think there's a part of me that wanted this to happen.
  17. The prospect of @janmoir's nipple tassles has got me stiff as a fire-rod. Sneaking into (Marxist cheerleader) Wogan's office to rub one out
  18. @bobbyllew leaving me with 10% of the TV watching electorate on our side? I like those numbers!
  19. Keep getting texts from Mark Collett. It seems he's *desperate* to get backstage on the set of Lazytown. Creepy little fucker!
  20. I'm hoping they'll edit that bit out before transmission.