really91
-
I love when I'm skimming my iTunes library and come across a song I totally forgot existed. "New Age Girl"! Oh, 1994, I love you sometimes.
about 12 hours ago
from web
-
Listen up, random people of the world: my second-grader has a basic grasp of the there / their / they're distinction. It's not tricky.
2:21 PM Dec 14th
from web
-
I know it's not normally ok to go to work with a blanket wrapped head-to-toe around myself, but perhaps when it's this cold...?
9:11 AM Dec 10th
from web
-
Finally, this: if I have to change the wedding date again because a crucial family member has another commitment? I. will. elope. So there.
8:24 AM Dec 10th
from web
-
After years of specializing in partially knitted scarves, I'm now producing completely knitted scarves that people can actually wear. !!!
8:22 AM Dec 10th
from web
-
Oh, and PILES of snow, you guys. It's madness.
8:05 AM Dec 10th
from web
-
I'm on board with eBooks in general thanks to B&N, but when it comes to like, Margaret Atwood, I still want the actual book. You know?
8:03 AM Dec 10th
from web
-
It's my day off, and I have spent the better part of the last 24 hours on the couch with my laptop. Hope laundry and dishes did themselves.
2:44 PM Nov 28th
from web
-
Seriously, working retail during the holiday season? Madness.
2:32 PM Nov 28th
from web
-
I would investigate but I'm busy nodding my head like yeah.
6:42 PM Oct 13th
from TwitterGadget
-
The only explanation is that some stranger broke into my house, hijacked my computer, and downloaded that Miley Cyrus song.
6:41 PM Oct 13th
from TwitterGadget
-
Helped a 22-year-old coworker research her '80s Halloween costume today. I had to spell "Ringwald" for her.
5:49 PM Oct 13th
from TwitterGadget
-
If you think I'm exaggerating when I tell you I'd be good at roller derby, you've never seen me on skates.
9:31 PM Oct 10th
from TwitterGadget
-
Today I have: locked keys in car, spilled coffee on myself, left keys at grocery checkout, fallen down stairs. Why am I left unsupervised?
4:02 PM Oct 7th
from TwitterGadget
-
I was thinking about the plural of "succubus" and then realizing it's one of those things you probably don't want to be useful.
6:38 PM Oct 6th
from TwitterGadget
-
Finally, I'm not 100% opposed to names like Echo, Charisma, and Dakota. If you must. But I am opposed to Echko, Charrisma, and Dakotah.
7:15 AM Oct 2nd
from TwitterGadget
-
Oh, and if you yell your kid's name on the playground and ten kids come running, it doesn't matter what kReAtIvE spelling you invented.
7:08 AM Oct 2nd
from TwitterGadget
-
I hear lots of mothers calling for their children at work. Turns out every boy under five is named Aidan, Jaden, Braden, Hayden, or Caden.
7:05 AM Oct 2nd
from TwitterGadget
-
Why am I seeing Glenn Beck everywhere lately? If we all agree to just ignore him he might go away.
7:00 PM Sep 29th
from TwitterGadget
-
Miranda Lambert has released the best country album of the year. Again.
8:00 AM Sep 29th
from TwitterGadget
|
- Name April Knights
- Location Appleton, WI
- Bio This seems like a good place for a song lyric.
|
