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  1. Not sure if I had a wee bit too much caviar+vodka for dinner but i think Sarah was right- that bloody hell looks like Alaska from here.
  2. Phew! Dodged a tough question on Ah Long by basically not answering it. Huh-Huh-Huh http://bit.ly/11gm9G
  3. maybe Singapore should have a talk show where we get up close with me and my minions. Call it the PAP talk (like pep talk, geddit??)
  4. disappointing birthday so far. totally did not dominate the global news cycle what with kanye and barack doing their talk shows and all.
  5. just got back from the run, good speed, did 1.2km in ...WTF ITS ALMOST MIDNIGHT?
  6. pissed off by the lack of communication in the family. I'm going for a run with "One people, One nation" on my iPod shuffle at full blast
  7. and she didn't bother mentiong during lunch RT @mrbrown: http://bit.ly/15O8y7 Ho Ching charged w molesting a 14-year-old girl and [...]
  8. paid e mongrels out of my own pocket to attend e book launch http://bit.ly/2vR0Iq and this is the kind of review i get http://bit.ly/OJnN5
  9. some people say I'm imperious, heavy-handed and unapproachable. I dare you to say that in my face.
  10. Birthday in 3 days time, wondering if i should organize a float parade party? I can use the F1 circuit and close the same roads. Hmmm...
  11. @blissified FYI, I'm now the Minister Mentor (MM) and not just a "Senior MInister (SM)". That's it, I'm logging your I.P address.
  12. re-read George Orwell's 1984 this afternoon. amazingly, still have that same warm and fuzzy feeling from the ending as when i 1st read it.
  13. @mrbrown I understand you are a famous man in the local twitterverse. I command you to follow me.
  14. Think I'll get Fook to run a full page on ST cover tomorrow.
  15. Gonna text Lui to sort this out. 4.6 million people with 58.6% internet penetration and no one wants to fucking follow me.
  16. Lunch with Long and Ching to talk about TH's possible foray into Nigeria's emerging integrated banking & IT industry. excited.
  17. what do you call foreign media attacks on Singapore's political party system? a PAP smear. Huh-huh-huh.
  18. Great, I am now on Twitter. One-up, Mahat!